Thought I'd add some of our own :3
The Tapeworms: 7/10 Really funny if you get the reference, really gross if you don't; Even better if you have a willwood factive
The Senate: 6/10 Funny political commentary but only when used in a negative context and also yucky politics
The Circus: 8/10 really funny if your system has a lot of clowns, 6/10 otherwise
The Residents: 7/10, funny but kind of boring and singlets would probably find it weird
Rats: 6/10, ratatouille references can only get this one so far
The Spanish Inquisition: ???/???, what???
The Watchers: 4/10, obscure mcyt reference -3 for that + it's in accurate -3 for that
Headmates: solid 8/10, clearly a system term though
The Others: 7/10 kinda mysterious, not much pizazz
Family: 9/10 yeah replace those sorry ass relatives of yours!
Brothers/ Sisters: 8/10 personally I like calling them my brothers and sister, but tbh kinda sounds like catholic priests/ nuns. -2 points
Roommates: 9/10 Basic like headmates, but phrased in a way singlets understand
Friends: 10/10 Wholesome, although I am definitely not friends with everyone in here
The Voices: 3/10 People gonna absolutely think you're crazy
Greek Chorus: 5/10 It's funny when someone actually knows what you're referring to
Peanut Gallery: 7/10 Similar concept to the above, only more understood by the average person
Backseat Drivers: 9/10 The most correct one on the list, especially said with just a touch of contempt. Might make someone upset
The Collective: 8/10 very ominous, better when talking about the system as a whole singular unit
Comrades: 10/10 Like friends, but commier! Perfect!
Coworkers: 10/10 very accurate representation of how it actually works in here
The Council: 9/10 The Council has decided that it's really entertaining to refer to ourselves like that
Chat: -10/-10 How is it so perfect, yet so awful, yet so awfully perfect?
I know the sword eating was accidental but I simply can't ignore how beautiful it is, so here's a lil drabble about it. Warning for gore, enjoy this I guess.
Pearl doesn't want to kill, she doesn't want to be crazy, but they make her crazy. They sneer at her and cringe with fear, they hate her and fear her and whisper that she'll kill them all soon. They drive her mad with their whispering and then they betray her and she just can't take it anymore, she becomes the monster they want her to be. She doesn't want to be a monster, as the water fills her lungs she eats her sword, she won't take another life she tells herself as she devours the blade which would fell so many; Blood wells in her throat as her singed body sinks to the bottom of the aquatic cavern. She rises again, the madness and rage welling up within her once again, she will not keep her promise.
System culture is waving and exchanging pleasantries with people you SWEAR you've never seen before but called your name anyways
daily amnesia in DID is something i don't see talked about that much, i see regular amnesia (ie not being able to remember years of your life, traumatic memories etc) talked about but never the daily things.
daily amnesia is on a day to day basis never being able to remember important things, did i take my medicine this morning? did i shower yesterday? have i eaten yet? what have i been doing for the past hour? what was i supposed to do today?
daily amnesia REALLY fucking sucks because whenever you start suffering you remember every other time you've been suffering and just scold yourself for not getting help and not getting better - but when the moment it's over? it's completely gone from your memory. it's so much suffering and you're so stuck because how can you ever get help for something you can't remember? you're always in a constant state of 'feeling fine' and when you end up getting help and going to therapy there's nothing to talk about because there's nothing you remember.
every day is groundhog day where you are forced against your will to repeat it over and over for god knows how long.
Y'all remember the white Gilgamesh? I'm going to make something worse, something Better; the orange Gilgamesh. I will report back when I have acquired the ingredients.
Chat this might be real
Ok so at this point I've had two people roll up to me in manual wheelchairs, well, one of them was somebody pushing somebody who was nonverbal at the time, but it still counts. They asked me why I had zip ties around my tires.
It's winter where I'm living and we have really bad snow. And the snow plow people are really bad at their jobs probably because there aren't snow plow people who clean sidewalks. As a solution I got to thinking about how I could increase the traction on my wheels. And the most redneck thing I could think of was taking a bunch of zip ties and tying them around my wheels. They last surprisingly long, and work surprisingly well. It's basically the same premise as chains for your tires during the winter.
I chose to space them out pretty evenly so there's about one for every spoke. You could probably do more or less depending on how many you want and how much traction you get but I wouldn't go more than three per spoke. I realize that it's a bit later in the winter, and I probably should have made a post about this sooner, but I came up with it about a week ago. So please share this, even if you're not disabled, because there are tons of people I know who are stuck in their houses because they can't get around in the snow. A pack of zip ties costs about $5, which compared to $200 knobby snow tires is a big save, and if you want to invest you could get colored zip ties.
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Thank you, as always, for your love and support. π
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yes, next question -Berry
Tbh the more βweirdβ a person is, the more I get confused when they donβt support other βweirdβ people
Like how can you be a system and alterhuman and objectum and autistic and trans and queer and schizophrenic etc etc but then be anti endo or anti βcontradictoryβ labels
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Like dude those are our cousins what are you talking about
Youβre weird as fuck why are you complaining about other people being weird in different ways tf