dick: you can’t just do that, it’s illegal
jason: pft what are you, a cop?
dick: ……
jason: no…
dick: listen- jay it’s-
jason: NO
y’know for me it straight up doesn’t even occur to me to unfollow someone when they stop posting whatever it is i followed them for. unless the thing they’re posting about now is somehow actually actively upsetting to me i just accept it as a part of my life now. i’ll just scroll past it like i’m driving a car and dodging an obstacle on the road. and that part of the road is my daily commute and the thing stays on the road forever and i swerve around it every day for months instead of ever taking the initiative to get it removed. it just adds flavor i guess
Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)
The devastating difference between how much time it takes to write something vs how fast people read it lol
There are not enough words in the English vocabulary to express how cool this piece of art is
“You first.”
Omg tag game!
Thank you @chaosbean1443 for tagging me <3
1: Gravity Falls! I have done it before with a friend, talking about codes and the bill lore, fun times.
2: Dc! specially is its Batman and his associates, like, one hour would not be enough, I could talk about the lore of just one of them for an hour.
3: Metal bands! I already have done this, talking about its categories and the specific lore about some bands (specially KoRn and Slipknot)
4: Naruto! I have so many opinions, an hour would not be enough.
5: The universe and the concept of infinite. We getting philosophical now. I will not elaborate, but people sometimes underestimate the meaning of infinite.
Feel free to reblog because I don't know who to tag <3
I saw this meme going around on twitter and I think it'll be perfect for this account.
List 5 topics you can talk on for an hour without preparing any material.
dropping new au idea:
ford brings stan back to family and they both go to the same college but stan studying laws
I started reading the Batman comics so I wouldn't feel like a poser when reading superbat fics, and I've discovered my favorite type of Batman. That being tendril-y shadow monster Batman
He's so cool looking, why does no one ever draw him like this???
Stan o' war conversations - or: another Billford comic of mine, since this hyperfixation is not going anywhere
I made this while my brain was melting with fever, if there's any mistakes I'm blaming on that. Otherwise, hope u guys like it!!
Harley Quinn who recently kidnapped Bruce Wayne and texted Scarecrow to meet her: "Alright Brucie Boy, you're probably wondering why I kidnapped you, and don't worry! It's not for anything "villainous" or the like. You might not remember it but I remember me and you being in med school together along with Crane and I thought we could form a club since we never got to start one in school since you dipped in the middle of the year!"
Scarecrow who just walked in: "That's seriously why we're here? I thought you needed my help. You said it was urgent."
Harley holding up a tote bag: "It is urgent! I made t-shirts and I need to know if they fit!"
Bruce who honestly just wanted a nap: "Let's just see the shirts Quinzel."
Scarecrow: You're actually going along with this!?"
Bruce raising a brow and looking down at the rooes that are binding him to a chair: "I don't have much of a choice..."
Scarecrow: "...Fair point. Okay Harley show us the shirts."
Harley pulls out a crop top shirt proudly, it's half red, half black that has 'OFFICIAL FUCK FREUD CLUB' on the chest: "I got em personalized! Bruce gets a black turtleneck because he was the soft goth boy in med school and he's still a little goth baby. John you get a flannel that has the sayin' on the back! Aren't they cute?"
Bruce remembering how much he hated Freud and having to listen to his methods and ideas in school, and how he, Harley, and John would shit talk him in their study group: "Okay I actually love this idea and the shirts."
Scarecrow trying to hide how touched he is: "You got me flannel?"