Wow, This Is Such Excellent Meta....perfectly Encapsulates Some Of The Wrongness I've Been Trying To

 this is the hero's journey!!! 

Broken Saga chapter 2

Kim’s intelligent and well thought out response:

Thor, honey, we gotta talk about this tendency of yours to be non-conned/coerced into having sex. 

Loki of Asgard

Started posting the sequel to my Thor/Loki story The Song Unsung

While that was Thor & Loki's Excellent Adventure, this one is more like the Bogus Journey.  Read it if you dare: The Broken Saga

lazyscience:

Don’t forget Floki is like a mad genius when it comes to wood carving. The trees speak to him. What’s the bet a few of those trees were whispering “strap onnnn”?

Antler? Very carve-able and denser than most wood.Or is it too dense? Oh crap, now I'm thinking about it. 

Sensing a theme?

Signature look

Starring: Alfa Romeo Giulia

(by 75Central)

shiny

You ain't been had, 'til you been had by the Chief.

::::beats head on wall:::

Vin Diesel has unveiled the first Fast Six teaser poster on his Facebook page.