I’ll Tell You What I Want For Christmas;

i know more about Mike and Will than I know about myself

i am but a small rat, living in the park garbage can, munching on crumbs and spending my life thinking about will byers, mike wheeler, eddie kaspbrack, and richie tozier

The Patty Duke Show AU but it’s Richie Tozier and Mike Wheeler.

reblog if you’re a byler shipper thag actually believe that byler is canon and actually believe mike will drop eleven for wills bowl cut havin ass

give it up for our man argyle who:

let jonathan vent his heart out and so generously shared all his weed

gave jon, will, and el rides to school every day

did a whole airport pickup for them and mike

called mike a shitty knockoff and put him in his place for being so fake with will while also being cool af about it

did his best to reassure el about the skate attack

saved the cali crew's asses from being shot to death

stole his company vehicle

had a man die in the backseat

had to bury mans body

made him a gravestone

had a thing with susie's sister eden and hotboxed in the van

identified the tracks leading to NINA and el

came up with the plan and secured them the Nevada surfer boy pizza location for their rescue mind mission

made a delicious pineapple pizza and got mike to have yet another fruity experience

put up with those two backseat boys with MAD ATTITUDE towards him the whole time, always questioning and rolling their eyes

probably paid for insane amounts of gas and food cause hes the one with a job

DROVE THEM ACROSS THE COUNTRY TOWARDS THE LITERAL GATES OF HELL

can actually identify edible and psychedelic mushrooms WHICH WILL PROBABLY SAVE THEM in the coming apocalypse

ALL with a smile on his face (minus the brief, REASONABLE freakout), a great attitude and not even asking anybody to worry about how HE'S getting home, paying for this shit, and explaining this to his parents and/or the cops if he gets caught for burying a DEAD BODY, running from the military WITH their fugitives, and stealing his work vehicle.

the guy is an absolute hero and he does it all with rainbow socks, long luscious hair, and a joint in hand. legend.

literally want to end it all whenever i remember richie basically forming a blood bond with eddie while holding his hand with the word lover between them

Bewitched au would also work.

Continuing on my patty duke au post I dream of Jeanie au but it’s destiel.

I declare this man as the love of my life.

i miss 2017, when everything was about it and the losers club. i miss trashmouth and eddie spaghetti. i miss reddie fanarts and fanfics. i miss people fighting for bill x bev vs ben x bev. i miss this era!!!

watching IT as a way to keep myself sane for the next two years