This Is hilarious And I Actually learned Something In A Minute And A Half. Plus Vinnie Is The Man.

'Nick, it's a vinaigrette,' will always be "it's a vignette" in my mind.

9 out of 10 Hyde alums agree.

NICK, IT’S A VINAIGRETTE. I’M NOT ASKING YOU TO TRY OUT FOR TOP CHEF HERE, BUT IF YOU CAN’T MAKE A SALAD DRESSING YOU MIGHT AS WELL BAN YOURSELF FROM THE KITCHEN.

JUST GRAB THE ZESTER AND THE SEA SALT AND I’LL WALK YOU THROUGH IT.

… TELL ME YOU HAVE A ZESTER.

PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE A ZESTER, NICK.

GET OUT OF THIS KITCHEN AND NEVER COME BACK.

Why do I keep having to fight off the urge to get another dog?

Louie chillin in the bath tub <3

Well played.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/qRMZDxN0Pdk

Amazeballs. Auditions for the role of Peter Bishop shown at ComiCon w/Zach Quinto, Michael Emerson, Jeff Probst, among others with a teaser at the end. This is almost better than last year's PaceyCon. Almost.

NATHAN FILLION PHOTOBOMB!!! too awesome.

It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?

Charles Bukowski, Factotum (via nakedanddisorderly)

Wow, my life and outlook.

I'm totally stealing this, Betty.

For Sian.