My Forever Boyfriend.

That biznatch at the Publix has had it in for Jean for quite some time now.

My roommate’s grandmother was banned from her neighborhood grocery store today. Way to go.

'Nick, it's a vinaigrette,' will always be "it's a vignette" in my mind.

9 out of 10 Hyde alums agree.

NICK, IT’S A VINAIGRETTE. I’M NOT ASKING YOU TO TRY OUT FOR TOP CHEF HERE, BUT IF YOU CAN’T MAKE A SALAD DRESSING YOU MIGHT AS WELL BAN YOURSELF FROM THE KITCHEN.

JUST GRAB THE ZESTER AND THE SEA SALT AND I’LL WALK YOU THROUGH IT.

… TELL ME YOU HAVE A ZESTER.

PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE A ZESTER, NICK.

GET OUT OF THIS KITCHEN AND NEVER COME BACK.

Tight.

“I’m President Barack Obama. And I too want to slow-jam the news.”

Pretty much true dat.

Tom hardy's fine (and I mean FOINE), but Russell will always be my main man.

Tom Hardy & Russell Crowe at the Audi Polo Challenge the other day.

If looks could really kill, then my profession would be staring. Via someecards

katekillet:

Because Ryan Gosling reading samples of his own “Hey girl” (http://fuckyeahryangosling.tumblr.com/) meme is the best.

Click photo for lolz.

 I love this kid because he's smart. Like JGL and others, they're hot, okay, but it's the brain and the humor that gets me.

Sia. Neither of them are as delicious as Ken. 

so is it just me or does kenneth branagh look like martin freeman and rupert graves became one person

everythingyoulovetohate:

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON! hahahahahah

 I am mesmerized by this.

For Sian.