This Is How They Used To Have Sex Back When Everyone Was Smooth Down There And When Metaphors Weighed

headcanon: there’s a running gag in season 3 where people keep asking Muriel what happened to Mr Fell and after they tell everyone he’s in heaven the people keep offering their condolences, much to Muriel’s confusion.

the percy jackson show is not realistic. when filling out worksheets on school trips i have never been given a clipboard. you put that shit against the nearest wall and cope.

i don’t know what other queer folks might need to hear this, but your sexual desire for someone doesn’t contaminate your love for them and it doesn’t mean you don’t respect them or see them as a complete person. and you wouldn’t be better or purer if you could love without wanting them in that way also. queer sexuality is not a contaminant that ruins queer love. 

GNU Terry Pratchett

GNU Terry Prachett

GNU Terry Pratchett

you know even if a homeless person or a starving person is in that position because of their own "bad decisions" i don't care. it doesn't matter. no supposed financial misstep is enough to condemn someone to homelessness or poverty.

"In the name of food, I shall feed you!" Bishoujo SENSHI Sailor Moon

I had this idea for ages and finally could draw it. Please enjoy this silly idea.

the leftism leaving people's bodies when you tell them making fun of someone's appearance is always objectively scummy even if the person they're making fun of is bad

Turns out I have iron deficiency and I wasn't faking being tired so I could skip class ! Who would have thought ???

Someone: I made it with my bare hands!

The StarKid part of my brain for the last 10 years: He’s got bear hands?!?!

I have had it with this likescolding. “Tumblr doesn’t have an algorithm so likes don’t actually do anything” motherfucker I am not clicking that heart to give some post better ~algorithmic visibility~ I am clicking that heart to help my internet friend microdose on serotonin as god fucking intended