I Like Me Some Chicken Flavoured Corn Mmm Mmm Mym

Why are cats such assholes

They fucking ganged up on the dog, fucking cornered her like she was fucking doing anything

96427 minutes | 1607.1 hours | 67 days

A lot of it was from falling asleep to music but honestly, lol

The side of my stomach just decided to vibrate wtf

Like I wasn’t shivering, y know when you speak into a fan blade? That, but as a sensation, not a sound

A very nice dusty pink sunrise in the fog :)

I tilt my head and it decides to pop like pop rocks

I just want to be able to eat something without throwing up u stupid fucking god, why did u do this to mefuck you

Is it funny that I’ve only ever drank monsters for the taste?

They don’t do anything other than taste good for me, I just had like 2/3rds of my mango loco and then passed out for like 4 hours

My face wants to stretch

There was spider

My eye wants to pop out haha :)