Checking Your Phone In The Bathroom At Lunch And Finding Out That There Was Another School Shooting Is

slapstick comedy was invented in the 16th century and the world has been going downhill since then and i don’t think that that’s a coincidence 

laugh tracks are so annoying 

why are you laughing at a guy opening a cupboard like that 

i want to craft a new Identity for myself and move to a large city. 

ocean salty

My school's rule about socks for girls basically means that we are never allowed to show our ankles because we are apparently stuck in the Victorian era.

wow i am behind with school work 

Do my friends know that I would die for them or do I have to tell them

i love how as a country we decided to loose our collective shit when mr brightside  gets played 

apparently i have a distinctive sneeze

were any of us raised to trust politicians  though,