you may think that my Christian secondary school was fancy or gothic but when we were in year 7 and the teachers told us to stretch like half the kids would do fortnight dances and they didn’t make any effort to stop them
the end of school year crisis about the concept of time is not as good when we were not in school for the majority of the year
one time a kid in my German class jumped over a table to fight someone and didn’t even end up fighting them
slapstick comedy was invented in the 16th century and the world has been going downhill since then and i don’t think that that’s a coincidence
ocean salty
put ur hands up if you’re in a new national lockdown worse than last march bc ur pm is an incompetent cunt 🙋🏼♀️
brexit is so old that it started when i was in primary school and i’m still not quite over that
I am more scared of male sport stans than k-pop stans
sexual attraction seems weird, like a couple days ago my drama class was watching a movie and the guy took his shirt off and loads of girls were freaking out... like yes the man has titties
one time during French class someone said they wanted to become a teacher and the teacher just told them that they shouldn’t