The One Day My Friday Class Is Going Like 40 Minutes Late Is The Day Is Shit Going Down With Q!Phil D:

"The average human meets 3 aliens in their lifetime" factoid actually just statistical error. Average human meets 0 aliens in their lifetime. Ryland Grace, who befriended an alien at Tau Ceti and subsequently their whole goddamn species at 40 Eridani, was an outlier adn should not have been counted

RYAN GOSLING as RYLAND GRACE on the set of 'PROJECT HAIL MARY' (October 2nd 2024 - x)

While waiting for a doctor's appointment, I was doodling so here's Etoiles and Pomme :D

How thoughtful

i wake up and i think about project hail mary. i eat breakfast and i think about project hail mary. i go to school and i think about project hail mary. i listen to music and i think about project hail mary. i breathe and i think about project hail mary. i go home and i think about project hail mary. i do homework and i think about project hail mary. i talk with my friends and i think about project hail mary. i go to sleep and i dream about project hail mary. LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT ITS BEEN TWO AND A HALF YEARS LET ME OUTTTT

i am project hail mary at this point. my gender is project hail mary. my being is secretly eridian. every single thing i say is secretly a project hail mary reference. i cant EXIST without thinking about project hail mary.

listen if the project hail mary movie tries to make stratt softer or more maternal i am going to start chewing through the director's wires. her being an absolute frigid bitch is like the whole appeal of her character to me

Weak crow man :/

The urge to re read project hail mary. Again.

Kinda sus that the feds randomly gave q!Phil a backpack. Feels like the enderking is involved because it's dark purple and that's his color scheme. If the feds actually gave him a backpack I feel like it would not be colored at all.

happy 5 to whoever celebrates (me)