Im Not Even Trying To Be Subtle With Him Anymore, He Can Just Interpret My Very Obvious Flirting As Sarcastic

perhaps we both like exactly the same music BUT i like it in a much deeper, more alternative, more indie way than you, making me cooler and superior by far. (delusion)

Hallo its @iloverocks51 your bestie westie, I'm just here to say hi and bye. Tchau minha adorável besteira favorita *pisca timidamente e corre de fora de quatro*

☆〜（ゝ。∂）

omg hi dude not the Portuguese (translation: Bye my favorite adorable bestie *blinks shyly and runs outside on all fours*)

S2 hyper skeptical Jon is so funny because each episode is like

"...Sasha has made me promise not to go into the tunnels anymore as she says it is having a negative impact on my mental health and she insists that i go and sit outside on lunch breaks with her because i "havent seen sunlight in a week" whatever. End recording."

"Supplemental. I am in the tunnels now. I haven't eaten in 12 hours. I have half a bottle of water and three dead torches. Maybe Sasha was right...."

sometimes i wonder if i’m really a perfectionist and then i remember that i have an incredibly detailed marauders era timeline that has every full moon, prank, birthday, and any important music that was released down to the day just in case one day i want to write fanfiction for this god forsaken fandom.

(and don’t worry it’s all fact checked and accurate)

(it’s all canon compliant and anything that has canon dates is dated [plus fact checked] there but there is a lot of fanon/ headcanons too)

okay it won’t let me put this in a reply so here it is lol

Timetoast timelines

Marauders Era Timeline

Marauders Era Timeline

okay now say that again but in English

YOYOYOYYOYO ITS ALEX AGAIN I FOUND YOU

YO YO YO WHATZ ZUP ALEX

i love how everyone writes in full sentences in the tags and only uses them to finish the post

As a fic writer, i need every reader to know that:

I don’t care if your comment is coherent. I know what you mean and i love you

I don’t care if you ramble. I read every word and i love you

I don’t care if you leave a comment on a fic from four years ago or leave comments/kudos on like ten of my fics in one go. This isn’t IG, pls stalk my AO3. I love you

I don’t care if you mention the same thing in your comment that four other people have already mentioned. It’s actually really useful to know what resonated with people and I love everyone who takes the time to tell me they liked a particular turn of phrase

I don’t mind if your comment is super long or just a couple of sentences, i love them all

I love you

im a walking talking stereotype im afraid

oh look. another trans boy named alex on tumblr. join the club dude.

alright buddy

how does it feel to also show up on those basic trans guy name lists?

Pick your fights.

No,,,, not that many.

nonoono put some fights back

thATS TOO MAYNY FIGHTS PUT SOME BACK

Forgive yourself and start again. Forgive yourself for what you did, but more importantly for what you didn't do. Wishing and wishing you could change the past won't impact the future. Forgive, you see. Forgive.