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Idek I found this funny

#protectmarvinatallcosts

Kristen Arnett

if you’re procrastinating and you know it clap your hands

Parent: so what did you do in *class* today honey?

my ADHD ass:

SHERLOCK CHRISTMAS SPECIAL IS IN LESS THAN TEN MINUTES I AM NOT PREPARED

Walter is my cousin’s dog. He really has a thing for swimming.

So today, I broke my wrist. How? Well, I was playing Pokémon Go at Sugarhouse Park. After throwing a Pokéball at an elusive Wailmer, I heard a honk noise. So I looked behind me, and running full speed at me was a Canada goose. So naturally, because geese are terrifying, I started to run away. I didn’t get far, because I tripped on uneven ground and fell. In an effort to minimize facial injury, I put my arm out to catch myself. My wrist hit a curb and I heard a crack. At this point I’m thinking I should have stayed in bed. But it got worse. A second later, I heard another honk and the fucking goose BIT MY LEG. So I kicked it in the head, and it ran away. Now, I’m crying, my arm kills, and I’m pretty sure at least three people saw me fall while running away from a goose. So I hauled myself off the ground, looked at my arm, and called my mom, because what else do you do when you get attacked by a goose? She told me to go to the doctor. So I did. An hour later, I left the doctor’s office in a splint, with the news that I broke my wrist. While trying to escape a crazy goose. The only good thing is I caught the Wailmer. PSA: this photo was taken while parked at the doctor’s office. I’m pretty sure I didn’t kick the goose hard enough to really hurt it. I’d like to lodge a complaint to Canada about their geese. #pokemongo #pokemonstory #geeseareevil #iliterallybrokemywrist #fuckgeese #sendhelp #atleastmyhairlookedgood (at Sugar House Park)

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