George Looks Like Fucking Salad Fingers

predictions for the f1 2025 car launch in london:

someone forgets to send out the dress code. george russell turns up in an immaculately pressed suit, lando norris turns up in black sweatpants.

the british drivers are raised onto the stage like they’re in the eras tour

the non-british drivers have to come in through the crowd entrance and buy their own tickets

christian horner still hasn’t decided who’s filling that second red bull seat. as a result max is accompanied on stage by what seems to be three untrained rookies in a trenchcoat

speaking of max, he doesn’t speak a word the entire night preferring instead to communicate short answers in sign language.

the hosts keep trying to awkwardly fill time à la eurovision song contest

there are at least two fistfights

and one dogfight (leo and roscoe)

pierre and esteban stand next to each other at first before they have to awkwardly be reminded that they’re not teammates anymore

someone makes a thinly veiled reference to the mclaren 2024 rear wing

kimi antonelli gets booed (british crowd) and about half the grid has to be physically restrained from jumping on the audience

toto wolff tries to seduce max yet again.

max audibly laughs at him. this is the only time we hear his voice all night.

oscar piastri gets visibly teary at the sight of drs since it’s the last time it’ll be used in f1

fred vasseur makes an insane prediction on how many races ferrari will win. everyone laughs at him.

he ends up being absolutely right

fernando turns up in another team’s colours

it’s later revealed that one team paid the sound engineers to play thunderous applause when their car was revealed

one livery will merit audible laughter

it will be alpine’s.

Lando: Hey Lewis, how do I get revenge on my enemies?

Lewis: The best revenge is letting go and living a fulfilling life

Lando: Hey Max, how do I-

Max: Brick

Part 149 of my bakery “enemies” au!

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Kofi

someday people will finally be free from this idea they've invented that max is just a genius at interpreting the rules and exploiting the gray areas. the first real punishment he gets in god knows how long and he’s saying it’s because of his passport. i beg you—he’s not a mastermind; it’s just entitlement.

Diluc angst

'do you regret it'

whispers his claymore

blade that once struck

his brother's starry

eye

you’re hired! → nishimura riki.

— synopsis: the idol life? definitely not for you, but you’ve quickly become one of the highest ranking choreographers in korea. what happens when the multinational entertainment corporation ‘HYBE Labels’ invites you for a quick meeting at the company?

— genre: high school au, social media au, crack, fluff, includes some written chapters!

— pairing: idol!riki x fem/choreographer!reader

— featuring: ENHYPEN, eunchae (lesserafim), haerin + danielle (newjeans), rei + liz (ive), taki (&team), jongseob (p1harmony), kyujin + haewon (nmixx)

— warnings: swearing, bickering, inappropriate jokes (older members), y/n and riki are very very very oblivious, |<¥$ jokes

— author’s note: i gave up on my other smau lets hope i don’t do the same with this one…

— start date: 230629 (ongoing) | taglist: OPEN!

— updates: every few days <3

profiles:

1 (decelis) | 2 (enhypen) | 3 (extras)

chapters:

01. BACK OFF LIZ

02. single ladies unite!

03. who is hybe

04. why riki kinda..

05. we’re on a mission

06. my heart did a thing

07. you’re hired

08. a little surprise

09. i will fart on you

10. this jungwon boy kinda cute!

11. he’s a fanboy

12. someone like me?

13. click the accept button

14. don’t miss her too much

15. rikiyn agenda

16. i want your number

17. i have a crush

18. SHE LOVES DUCKS

Colourful new commission. Another showing for Good Omens which pops up on about every third list I get sent! I like varying the covers I use for it and I particularly like this one with a little relaxing Crowley

rereblog cuz i love this sm

Dabi is Edgy

We all know that. I mean, look at the guy. 

But I have thought of something that will make you see Dabi in a different light: a teenage emo boy. So, the purple area on him is supposed to be scars (which in theory look more like burn scars than Todoroki’s), right? The staples there are keeping his skin from falling off, which has been stated before. Yet, skin doesn’t work that way. If it truly was his dead skin, it would have either caused an infection or would have fallen off naturally due to rotting. We can conclude then that the belief is false and instead the purple areas are just his scars that naturally stay there.  Then what are the staples for, you ask. Dabi just thinks they look good. They are accessories like earrings. Dabi deadass uses the staples just because it fits his aesthetic. This then leads to two more options: how do they stay on?  The first option, I doubt since Dabi isn’t insane like Toga. He could have actually just stapled his skin and that is that. Yet, I doubt that since Dabi has a rather clear head and is a villain for his beliefs.  This then leads to the staples being put on and they are fake. Does he have them like linked so he can easily put them on or does this boy wake up every day and take two hours to put each staple in individually? He wastes at least TWO HOURS to put them in every morning unless he sleeps in them, which is an option. But at some point, he will have to clean them…Imagine in a battle a few fall off, his secret is exposed! 

In reality, the staples could be used to keep his skin on since it is fictional and someone just thought they look cool. But, I can never look at Dabi now without thinking of him sitting on his bed, putting each staple in one by one. 

He does it for the aesthetic. 

old man core

Williams Racing prematurely promoted Logan Sargeant to Formula 1 because they wanted Nicholas Latifi gone.

Now Williams Racing is prematurely promoting Franco Colapinto to Formula 1 because they wanted Logan Sargeant gone.

The days of Williams being able to paint the team as one big happy family are long gone. It’s a toxic cycle of failing their own academy drivers … especially since Franco will only have the opportunity to drive 9 races for the team and then both of their full-time seat will be filled until 2026 at earliest.

Maybe it’s just easy for me to say this because I’m sitting on my couch and not in the paddock, but the mismanagement of the team lately has been astonishing.