Does Anyone Feel Lazy For Their Birthday? Like Not Just Lazy For The Party Or Smth But Like Actually
Does anyone feel lazy for their birthday? Like not just lazy for the party or smth but like actually super lazy about the day itself??
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in your twitter au, have mari and adrien revealed their identities to each other? or are they going into this 100% unknowing?
The majority is pre-reveal! Adrien accidentally reveals his identity at the end of part seven, which takes place on August 11th, 2019. Everything after that will be post-reveal (on his side at least, we’ll see Mari plays her cards soon enough).
Do note that the parts don’t occur chronologically! It’s important to pay attention to the dates.
Updated Timeline:
1999-2001: Most of the kids are born.
2016: Adrien and Marinette get their respective miraculous (~16).
Sep. 4th, 2018: LB/CN join Twitter (post 1).
Oct. 11th, 2018: Chat roasts HM's fashion taste (post 1).
Nov. 7-8th, 2018: Marichat/TMZ drama (post 3).
Jan. 6-13th, 2019: "Chat Noir is a slut"/buttercup (post 5)
Apr. 15-18th, 2019: Chloé's incorrect Gandhi quote (post 4)
May 1st-8th, 2019: Eat the rich/Nino gets sued. (post 6)
Jun. 18th, 2019*: #StopCyberbullyingDay (post 2)
Aug. 11th, 2019: A/M get locked in the bathroom whoops (post 7)
*I mislabeled post 2, it happened in 2019, not 2018.
MY BABIESSS🥺🥺
JL vs TT (2016) // JLDark: Apokolips War (2020)
T H I S
I don’t understand why people use the “they’re just friends” card against a ship because majority of love stories are written about two people who started out as “just friends”
LMAOO I FORGOT I USE TO SHIP DIEGO AND DORA😩😩😩😩 SIS I–
EYO WHAT THE FUCK RICHARD❓❗❓❗
What happened to Dolores? Is she safe? Will the Mets win whenever they would play? I need answers
Stakeout
Batman: Oracle, status report.
Oracle: [over the comms] the teams are all in position. Things are quiet so far.
Batman: Hm. Ok, thank you Oracle. I'll check in on them. [switches over to Nightwing and Robin's frequency]
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Nightwing: -nd I've already bought it! You need to socialise more; this is an important part of your childhood.
Robin: No.
Nightwing: It's so cute, though. You'll look adorable!
Robin: [with feeling] No.
Nightwing: [huffs] At least try it on; I already paid for it.
Robin: I am NOT going trick-or-treating.
Batman: ...[switches over to Orphan and Batgirl's comms]
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Batgirl: -so then I said "you put that hand anywhere near me again I'll break it off" and he-
Orphan: B is listening now.
Batgirl: oh, hey B. Anyway then we had sex and he had this-
Batman: [cuts off the feed before he becomes even more traumatised] ...
Batman: ...ok. [tunes into Red Robin and Red Hood's frequency]
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Red Hood: [in a fake posh voice] the handyman?!!! How could you DO this to me Dolores?!
Red Robin: [in a high-pitched voice] How could I?!! How could I NOT?? You married your office long before I ever fucked Juan-Eduardo!
Red Hood: Don't you DARE put this on me! I knew I shouldn't have hired that ridiculously good looking sonofabitch!
Red Robin: Hah! Well that wouldn't have stopped me from sleeping with CHAD!
Red Hood: NO!
Red Robin: [Triumphantly] OH YES
Red Hood: NO! MY BEST FRIEND?? WILL THE LIES NEVER END DOLORES??
Red Robin: YES! And let me tell you- he was SO MUCH better than you. He-
Red Hood: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART DOLORES
Red Robin: [breaking character] nice one
Red Hood: thank you
Batman: [over the comms] what are you DOING?
Red Robin: Hi B. There's a couple in the building across from us who're having a huge fight. We're giving them voices.
Red Hood: [in his fake voice] Look at all these papers! These papers that I'm waving around! Look at them!!
Red Robin: [as "Dolores"] Well if you love your papers so much why don't you MARRY THEM?
Red Hood: MAYBE I WILL
Red Robin: I HATE YOU! I have always hated you! and what's more- I HATE your MOTHER.
Red Hood: [gasps] MY MOTHER IS A SAINT AND A GIFT TO MANKIND
Red Robin: YOUR MOTHER IS A DECREPIT OLD WHORE
Red Hood: I WILL- DON'T YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME DOLORES
Red Robin: [hisses] Whenever the Mets play, I wish they would lose.
Red Hood: [gasps] YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THIS?? ME -the man who obviously bought every piece of Mets Merch known to man and display them in every room of our apartment like a tool?! HOW COULD YOU??!
Red Robin: Well what are you gonna do about it? HUH?
Red Hood: WHAT AM I GONNA DO? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'LL DO! I'M GONNA TAKE THIS GUN- [breaks character] Ohmygod he's got a gun! Shit fuck moving out
Red Robin: We're coming Dolores!
[Line goes dead]
Batman: ...[stares unseeingly at the sky]
Oracle: Aw man, and it was just getting good too.
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