me doing japanese homework:
wait a minute….
WHAT!!!!
Dick enters the Cave and hears Dami's horrified screaming. He blinks and sees Tim at the Batcomputer, huddled over a Zesti looking like a supervillain.
Dick: "What are you doing to Damian?"
Tim: "Training."
Dami: [AGONIZED SCREAMING FROM A DISTANCE]
Dick, mildly: "Elaborate."
Tim: "He said no one could beat him with a sword. I bet him ten bucks I could program someone to beat him in the Holodeck."
Dick: "Right, and?"
"See for yourself." Tim switches the screen of the Batcomputer back on to the holodeck's cameras. Damian is impaled on a giant sword. The simulation resets.
A woman's voice comes out of the speakers. "I am Malenia, blade of Miquella..."
Dick: "...You didn't."
Tim, grinning like a loon: "Oh, but I did."
Dick: "How many times has he died so far?"
Tim: "34. He almost gave up at 15, but I told him some guy I know managed to beat her naked with a jar on his head."
Dick, sitting down to watch: "You're a monster."
Tim: "It's what he deserves for telling me video games are for losers."
Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad
lmao if TMMT was a show
NDC = Near-Death Count
he's coping
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TMMT Iteration Masterpost || Commission Info
What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like
“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.” “Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”
“Are you still up?” “Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”
“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.” “Like what?” “I dunno. Pizza rolls?”
“if you take medication for that, you’ll be taking medication all your life!!” yeah, and?? bud, i already put on my glasses every morning. it’s like. a condition of mine, not a side hobby i’m pursuing irresponsibly.
Dreaming of Good Times
A wonderful Pokemon chinese animated short film directed by DaiWei (All Saints Street) and produced by MTJJ / HMCH studio (Legend of Hei) for Chinese New Year.
Youtube link