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I keep watching the carter hart zoom out gif and all i can see is the white woman doing math meme its the same

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65 Hockey Asks

Have you ever:

1. Been to an NHL game

2. Seen the stanley cup

3. met a hockey player (if so, who?)

4. met a hockey player and not known who it was

5. played hockey?

6. gone skating on a pond

7. been to an NHL playoff game

8. Been to a game where a trophy was awarded?

9. Gotten injured playing hockey/skating

10. Gotten injured WATCHING hockey

11. Cried because of a game

12. Cried because of a goal

13. cried because of a player

14. cried because of a team

15. bought a jersey

16. bought a jersey of a team that wasn’t your top pick

Favorite:

17. Goal

18. Fight

19. Duo

20. Bromance

21. Team

22. hockey city

23. Player under 25

24. Player over 25

25. Player with a hyphenated name

26. NHL player’s name

27. Goal song besides your own teams

28. Player not on your own team

29. Player on your least favorite team

30. Color combination of a hockey team

31. Team name

32. Defenseman

33. Forward

34. Goalie

35. Coach

If you were an NHL player:

36. What would your number be?

37. What team would you probably be on?

38. What position would you play?

39. What would be your goto celly?

40. What would your nickname be?

41. How many years would it take for you to win the stanley cup?

42. Would you get along with your coaches?

43. Would you play the villain or the hero?

44. What kind of charity organizations would you devote most of your time too?

What NHL Team:

45. Would win the stanley cup if winning was only based on being nice

46. Probably has the best parties

47. Probably gives the best hugs

48. Will win the stanley cup next

49. Has the best AHL team

50. Will be a surprise next year, either good or bad

51. Is the cutest

52. Needs a good pep talk

53. Really needs to just chill

Women’s Hockey:

54. what NWHL team are you rooting for?

55. What CWHL team do you root for?

56. Favorite female hockey player?

57. Most legendary Female hockey player

58. Favorite Clarkson cup win?

59. Favorite National team?

60. Favorite Japanese female hockey player?

61. Favorite female goalie

62. Favorite female forward

63. Favorite female defensemen

Create your own:

64. Penalty

65. Team (city, name, colors)

Landy talking about Josty makes my heart burst🥰

Charlie McAvoy looks like that boy in school that hangs out with the asshole athletes (you know the group I’m talking about) but he’s the nice one who treats everybody with kindness and respect and loves his mom and does well in school and loves sports and overall is just a really good boy that your parents would be proud of you bringing home

Mcavoy to score!

lets not forget that when nhl players got asked what they are good at besides hockey,

cheeks said “wordsearches”

and bergy said “making smoothies”

Bergy protecting Brad was so sexy

My favorite video on the internet

NSFW Alphabet - Charlie McAvoy

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

He LOVES post-sex cuddles and he always wants to make sure he never hurt you.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favorite body part of his is his hair bc he loves it when you play with it (i mean,, look at the gif above) and his arms bc he loves to hold you down.

His favorite body parts of yours are your lips bc he loves kissing them and your thighs bc he loves to hold them down when he eats you out.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

On your chest, on your stomach, and in between your thighs. But never inside you.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He loves to buy you new lingerie almost every week bc he tends to rip some of them apart, but you kinda don't mind bc it's hot. ;)

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He hasn't had that many partners, but he knows how to handle things

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Loves it when you ride him, cowgirl style.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Depends on the mood; when he's all lovey-dovey, he tends to giggle with you every now and then. But other times, when he's upset or jealous, he's serious.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

The hair on his head definitely don't match with the hair down there. He's shaved clean down there.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

He could make love to you every night if he could. He wants nothing more than to please you, even if he's not in a good mood.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

When you send nude snaps to him when he's on a road trip, he goes into the shower and gets himself off there.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Not too many, but when he's in an upset/jealous mood, he has a choking kink. But ofc he doesn't do it too roughly.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

He isn't very picky, but he ofc he finds the bed more comfy.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

When you play with his hair. Wear his jersey. Get him jealous. Tell him how good he looks or how good he played in a game.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He'll never do bondage.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He loves giving and receiving at the same time, so y'all like to do a 69.

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Again, it depends on his mood. But normally, he likes to take his time and give it to you nice and deep and slow.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He isn't crazy abt them, but that don't mean he won't do them. If you want one, he's down for it, doesn't matter where it is.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He's not the one to take any kind of risks.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He's a young pro athlete. He could go all 3 periods.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He bought a vibrator for you to use when he's away. Nothing too crazy.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He always has his lips on your neck bc he knows it makes you weak in the knees instantly.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

You're pretty loud, but not Charlie. He likes to keep it low and be vocal so close to your ear. And when he comes undone, he'll let out a low, sexy groan in your ear, making you come instantly.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

One time, Charlie convinced you to join the Mile High Club on a plane to Boston. It wasn't easy since you nearly got caught by a flight attendant, but you two pulled it off!

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

He may be small in height, but down there, he is PACKING.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

He's SO in love with you that he literally wants you ALL the time.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

After sex, he'll cuddle with you before drifting off into a deep sleep

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