I Can't Not Reblog This
I can't not reblog this
A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Not aware that 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.
Boy: ‟Dark in here.” Man: ‟Yes it is.” Boy: ‟I have a baseball.” Man: ‟That’s nice.” Boy: ‟Want to buy it?” Man: ‟No, thanks.” Boy: ‟That’s my dad outside.” Man: ‟How much did you say the baseball was again?” Boy: ‟$250.”
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom’s lover are in the closet together.
Boy: ‟Dark in here.” Man: ‟Yes, it is..” Boy: ‟I have a baseball glove.” Man: ‟That’s nice.” Boy: ‟Want to buy it?” Man: ‟No, thanks.” Boy: ‟I think I just remembered something I needed to tell my dad.” Man: ‟How much did you say the glove was again?” Boy: ‟$750.” Man: ‟Fine.”
A few days later, the father says to the boy, ‟Grab your glove. Let’s go outside and toss the baseball!” The boy says, ‟I can’t. I sold them.” The father asks, ‟How much did you sell them for?” The son says, ‟$1,000.” The father says, ‟It’s terrible to over-charge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”
They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.
The boy says, ‟Dark in here.” The priest says, ‟Do not start that shit again.”
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I FUCKING LOVE THIS POST
it reminds me of that one post with the glasses that's similar to this
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YES YES THEY ARE
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"Luckily for you, you have cuteness both in and out." I smile, and at that, it seems to smile with me.
Other magicians got cute familiars, yours is the cutest, but everyone seems afraid of her…
I needed to hear this
The way Good Omens helped me with my gender dysphoria is incredible.
It showed me how you can be non binary or trans without looking a certain way, and yes, I know many people keep reiterating that, but it has never really struck until this show. How you are you no matter your body. You can be masculine and be non binary, or pass as a man and be non binary, look feminine, look like a woman, look like neither, look like both, wear what you want, dress how you like, sound feminine or masculine and it wouldn't matter because you are non binary. I might have female/male body characteristics, but they aren't those anymore. They are non binary characteristics now because I, the person who they belong to, am non binary. And the confidence it has given me. I love this show.
Ah, another askblog.
Welcome to the gift of existence.
We look forward to making it as painful as possible.
:)
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Huh? <:0/silly lol
But I'm looking forward to asks :3
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