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“Radio”

Spike x Summers!Reader

Warnings: S5 spoilers + cursing + violence

Description: You didn’t mean to become friends with a creature of the night. It just happened. But when a demon drives you off the road, the two of you have to develop more than a tentative friendship. You have to trust each other with your lives.

I’m trying to make these all linked, but also as fics that can be read alone? Kind of just can’t commit to doing it as a chaptered series oops

Sometimes, late at night, you and Spike go driving. You make sure to leave a note in case Buffy comes back from slaying early or Dawn wakes up, but you never mention who you’re with. Dawn and Spike get along okay, but Buffy is wary of him even though he’s helped out enough times to proved he’s changed. At least, he’s changed enough so that he’s not an immediate threat. And with all that’s happened, you find yourself so lonely that you almost don’t care that he’s a bloodsucking demon.

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I NEED more of this in my life

*Bruce Springsteen's classic hit "Death to My Hometown" plays in the background*

This warmed my heart, seeing parents that actually care its crazy for me and it honestly shouldnt be parents being accepting of their children should be a normal thing

This is why it’s so important for parents to support their trans kids.

Bring Me The Horizon - Drown (x)

Maybe women commit more murders than men, but are better at hiding it because they learn to clean up blood from a young age.

Did I meme right?

Murdoc with a teenage daughter?

- murdoc is honestly much more protective than if he had a teenage son. constantly on the look out of older men who will take advantage of her (lol), teaches her the basics of kicking ass, loves her to death but tries not to be over bearing. but it’s murdoc, so he is.

- his favorite part by FAR is teaching her how to drive and doing donuts with her in a parking lot until they get kicked out. he reluctantly teaches her how to drive in the stylo car, enjoying her reaction to finally being able to drive the car he spent years driving in with her, but he is also. so. anxious. donuts are reserved till she gets as good at him at avoiding crashes.

- the first time he sees that she sneaks into the liquor cabinet he starts freaking out a bit. he definitely knows this isn’t her first time by her demeanor and probably screams at her for it. he means well, he REALLY doesn’t want her to have an addiction like he did her age. but he’ll let her slide a drink or two when she’s behaved well.

- he’s also super interested in the music she listens to by now. he literally follows her Spotify playlist just so he can make sure she’s not listening to any “crap” because NO child of his will have a bad music taste. this is a muse free household.

- the first time they get into a really big fight he’s actually devastated. it’s probably over her sneaking out and drinking, something he did frequently as a teen, but no one was there to supervise him. sure he came out fine but…. most certainly not perfect. a screaming fight ensues with him making her cry at the end, the standard “I HATE YOU!” before she runs off into her room. he’s heart broken because his little girl has grown up so fast, and he hopes she doesn’t entirely turn out like him.

- the moment she graduates he is so embarrassing at the ceremony. definitely that parent that cheers way too loudly, “that’s my girl!” takes a thousand blurry photos on his clunky iPad. he even sheds a tear or two when she tells him she loves him, and that she wouldn’t be the person she is today without him. now he’s full on sobbing

- murdoc niccals is far from the perfect parent. but he 100% wants the best for his not so little angel

“Loud Enough To Wake The Dead” Spike x reader  Pt1

Warnings: slight cursing, mentions of blood, implied nudity i suppose 

Description : After Buffy and Angel shows end but before the comics which was about a 4 year gap that as far as  i know was never filled in

“Ow” you groaned as you eased off your dirty clothes “Man, i gotta stop wearing white T-shirts they only get stained with blood or torn to shreds” you think to yourself as you looked down at your formerly stark white T-shirt that now layed on your grey bathroom floor torn up and covered in various shades of blood and mud from you latest fight with a particularly rowdy pack of demons. you lean over to quietly turn the water on to take a shower and wash off the nights activities but in your atempt to be quiet your hand slipped from under you and you tumble to the floor “Well crap,  that was loud enough to wake the dead”  you mumbled not quite under you breath hoping you didnt wake anyone in your house, you crawled into the bottom of the bath tub and let the hot water run over you sore body carefull to avoid your hair since you’d just dyed it and dint want the near boiling water to fade it to quickly you closed your eyes and let the water wash away the mix of your blood and mud down the drain