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Woah

oH mY sHiT!!!

I have found Jason Todd!!!

I don’t know what it is

But he

Is how

I always pictured

Jason!!!

Someone send an ambulance because I think I just died!

🤤🤤🤤

This all is so true

BUSTY GIRL PROBLEMS

More Batfam Headcanon’s/What-if’s Scenrios #2 (A series)

1. Jason get’s in an argument with Dick or Damian or something and when one of them curses with incorrect grammar or they use the wrong tense or something the other surprises them by pulling out an actual book on how to curse properly. (Yes, this exists).

2. Or alternate version their arguing and Tim is sitting at a desk in the corner, hidden by stacks of books and coffee cups. He’s trying to sleep there (for some reason) and eventually get’s so fed up with them he says all matter-of-fact like “well actually, this is how your supposed to curse.” 

3. When he says this to them he is looking down upon them because he is the all-powerful coffee king and they are but insignificant mortals who dared disturb him from his coffee-coma.

4. He was in that coffee coma in the first place to learn the secrets of caffeine and their power.

5. Damian uses a nightlight. No specific reason, he just likes them.

6. Tim on the other hand uses one because he knows Damian and sometimes Jason will stumble into his room at some ungodly hour of the night and join him in cuddles. 

7. This is usually because they both either have nightmares or just want to be with Tim.

8. Alfred totally bought Tim a piece of shrubbery shaped like a strawberry for his birthday. He loves them almost as much as coffee and of course Alfred knows this.

9. Sadly, that masterpiece was cut down in a terrible battle (actually it was Damian training solo in the morning with Jason, they roughhoused and that was the result.)

10. Cass made them apologize to Tim later and eventually he forgave them, but now they have to buy him coffee and strawberry scones every morning for a month.

11. Bruce definitely finds a way to injure himself in some obscure place no one can reach against some powerful enemy idk it was all for Damian’s birthday but he finds a way against all odds and delivers the gift. It was completely worth it because he got to watch Damian smile for the first time in a long time.

12. Afterwards all the robins were so pissed at him for going alone they totally punished him by making him watch one of the older my little pony movies.

13. He secretly enjoys them, their calming, and he gets to cuddle with his sons.

14. Afred will purposely put random cleaning items in inconvenient spots all over the house to teach the robins how to clean up after themselves.

15. Damian gets bullied at school for being Arabic and having the accent, and even though he tries not to let his brothers find out, they do eventually and totally all show up to escort Damian to school via Alfred driving the limo all in their robin uniforms, complete with batman too.

16. Jason makes it seem like he’s tough and macho and can fight his own battles, but deep down just really wants someone to force him to take a break so he can rest.

17. Jason got a stuffed bear from Cass and he made a show of refusing it and hating it, but later brought it to his room and put it on a shelf reserved for his most precious possessions. 

18. He named the bear Cassie after her.

Batwoman Could’ve Been the PERFECT Batfamily Show

After Gotham ended so recently, Batwoman should’ve positioned itself as the Ying to that show’s Yang by focusing on Batman’s allies instead of his enemies.

The ‘Bruce disappears hook is a brilliant way to do this

Kate is our audience entry point into this world

ORACLE + GORDON

Barbra Gordon has already been paralysed via The Killing Joke, and hasn’t yet become Oracle - she’s still recovering

Comissioner Gordon took an early retirement after his daughter was paralysed, which is why Kate’s Dad’s private security force the Crows runs the streets

Batwoman and the series’ events inspire him to return and reclaim Gotham for the Law by the end of season 1

TIM DRAKE + WE ARE ROBIN

Robin disappeared with Batman, so we can introduce the We Are Robin gang. At the beginning of the season they’re just criminals, but after Kate defeats their ringleader she shows them a better outlet for their rage, and inspires them. Duke Thomas (future Signal) is among them

Once the we Are Robins are established Tim Drake returns to Gotham. Kate is surprised - few people outside of Gotham know there have been multiple Robins. This way we can explain the different versions to people not in the know

Just like after Bruce was sent back in time in the comics, Tim has gone travelling the world as Red Robin, searching for him. Tim heard about the Robins causing civil unrest and is concerned about them marring Robin’s good name.

Tim and Kate clash over the Robins’ chaotic, violent modus oprendi - Tim enforces a philosophy of Robin as the light to Batman’s dark - promoting positivity, not violence. A loose adaptation of the Robin War storyline follows where Duke Thomas emerges as the Robins’ leader and rallies them to be more controlled and less violent

Tim leaves after this mini-arc, satisfied Gotham is in good hands. He also teaches Kate more about the detective side of Batman - he isn’t just a blunt instrument. Tim will be our primary link to the 'Bruce’s location’ mystery throughout the series

NIGHTWING

Dick arrives in Gotham on a case from Bludhaven. Kate thinks he’s abandoned Gotham - he should’ve taken up the mantle while Bruce was gone.

Explore Dick’s troubled history with Bruce (not to F**k Batman levels), how Babs being Batgirl caused him to quit, and the one-two punch of Jason Todd’s death and Barbra’s paralysis only validated his getting out while he could

Tender scenes between Dick and Babs alluding to thier teenage crushes on each other.

As a cop, Dick hates the Crows being on Gotham’s streets and more actively conflicts with Kate’s father, driving up the tension between them and Batwoman

RED HOOD

This arc would be like a finale-style thing

Jason Todd returns and starts assassinating criminals with the ambition of 'controlling’ crime. Kate is a soldier, more brutal than Bruce, so she has greater sympathy for Jay’s methods

Jay is after the Joker. Like in The Dark Knight Returns, the Joker has 'retired’ to Arkham since Batman left - he got bored pretty quickly. This arc introduces him properly after a few teases earlier in the series.

Jay learns of Barbra’s paralysis (which happened after he died) - even then Bruce wouldn’t kill him. A scene where Jason visits Babs (little brother/big sister dynamic).

Both Dick and Tim return for this arc, losing their shit over the Joker. Kate’s reaction to the Joker is much like Terry McGuiness’s in Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker. She doesn’t get why everyone is so scared of this stupid clown.

Tim is the one who figures out how Jason was resurrected; just like in the Red robin comic he’s been travelling through the world of assassins and knows about the Lazarus Pit.

I think doing the Red Hood arc without Bruce - the main target of Jason’s anger - is super interesting. Most people share his anger at Bruce for disappearing.

It also lets us dig deep into the inter-Robin dynamics - Jason hates Dick because he always had to live up to him (do that thing in the comics where Jay had to dye his red hair black to 'look like Robin’)

Jay hates Tim for replacing him, for being proof Bruce didn’t learn his lesson, for Bruce treating Tim better, the way he should’ve treated Jason

Kate is instrumental to this arc because, being outside all the drama, she has objectivity. She forces Dick and Tim to get their heads out of their asses and talk to Jason, forces them to confront the problem.

Instead of taking the Joker to Bruce as he does in the Under the Red Hood movie, Jason takes Joker to Babs, who has suffered the most because of him. Confronted with the man who 'ruined’ her life, Babs proves bigger and stronger than him. She refuses to kill him. Unlike Jason, she’s moving on and growing past her trauma, not looking for revenge.

Joker (being the Joker) turns the tables on Jay and has him at his mercy. Kate swoops in and, like Terry in Return of the Joker, messes with the Joker’s head by refusing to take him seriously. The Joker is distracted, screaming about Kate not being Batman, and Babs gets to knock him the fuck out.

Jason escapes, but not before dropping a clue connecting Bruce’s disappearance to the League of Assassins

I know the showrunners admitted they have no clue where Bruce is yet, so in my version he’s off on some quest with Ras Al Guhl. In the time since he’s been gone he’s married Talia and had a kid. no-one in Gotham knows this yet.

VILLAINS

We can explore how Batman’s absence has had a strange effect on Gotham’s villains - many have gone into states of hibernation similar to the Joker.

Two Face gets his dark Knight Returns plotline where the attempt to repair his face, 

Mr Freeze has a similar ‘cure’ story a la Batman Beyond

Clayface (as in the Rebirth run of Detective Comics) is trying to go straight - using his shape-shifting gift to make a name for himself in the movie business. He thinks he’s finally been accepted, but people are just sucking up to him because of his talent - the reality of their disgust threatens to push him back over the edge

Without Batman there to fight her, Poison Ivy has pretty much taken over Gotham’s main park space, but a kind of stalemate has been reached - she won’t attack the city as long as the city doesn’t move against her plants.

Kate’s central dilemma is navigating these unusual waters - she toys with the idea of putting Ivy behind bars and we get an episode of her exploring the micro-climate of the transformed Park. Kate’s disturbance makes Ivy threaten the city, and she has to stretch her underused negotiation muscles to talk her down.

I like the idea of Ivy as an ambivalent character, not good or evil. She’ll do whatever she wants. Also she and Kate would have killer sexual chemistry.

Harley. Exploring Harley in such a strongly feminist show would be fascinating. Joker has closed off, given himself up. Harley is forced to fend without him, and finds an antihero niche with the Gotham City Sirens (hi, Ivy!)

With Bruce’s disappearance, Wayne enterprises is designing revolutionary new weapons for the Crows. It’s revealed that they’re using the Riddler to design these. After Batman disappeared it was presumed Nygma went through therapy and was moved away from Gotham - in fact he’s here.

This plot point is inspired by the New 52’s Zero Year arc. Kate discovers the foul play when the Crow’s systems go haywire because of a virus Nygma planted, sending Gotham into a blackout and giving the Riddler control of its municipal systems

Kate finds Nygma and exposes Wayne Enterprises’ corruption, but in the process Riddler escapes.

Similar to Ivy, Kate’s appearance excites the Riddler and he reactivates his Saw-like trap rooms across the city. Kate has a different, much blunter way of solving puzzles that frustrates him, used to Bruce’s genius-level intellect.

This raises the question - is Batwoman a liability to the city?

BATGIRL(S)/BIRDS OF PREY

With Riddler’s re-emergence triggers the appearance of Spoiler. In the comics Stephanie Brown is Cluemaster’s daughter, but no-one really gives a shit about him. The benefit of a decade-plus old Batman means his rogues gallery can easily have kids - Stephanie had her name changed in witness protection.

Steph helps Kate beat the Riddler in collaboration with Bab’s hacking skills. Kate sees potential in Spoiler and sends her to Babs to be trained.

As Batwoman’s appearance reawakens super-crime in Gotham, the Crows get desperate. They hire world- renowned assassin David Cain to start taking out targets

Intro Cassandra Cain.

Cass + Steph + Babs are this series’ version of the Birds of Prey

Babs teaches Cass sign-language to communicate. Steal her friendship with Clayface from the Rebirth Detective Comics - Clayface leaves the movie business again because it was unhealthy, and is trying to do good

Everyone is very protective of Cass and determined she won’t fight

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Happy birthday to my babies!!!!🎂💗🎉

(Comic/drawing is not mine if anyone knows who's it is please tell me so I can edit this and put their name to give them credit. To creator sorry for not asking for permission if you see this and want me to take this down please tell me)

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It works too! tried it myself