These Men Just Stole The Personal Information Of Everyone In America AND Control The Treasury. Link To

Get sniffed Fucker!

you have been SNIFED, reblog to snif the next person

I got only two 👉👈

They‘re both already there

cup check. take all cups in your home and put them in your room. put them in your bedroom. put all of them in your room where you sleep. put them near your bed where you sleep. all of them

Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it

tumblr: on languages

idk man but something about Stanley "taught himself extremely advance physics/math/probably many other things while running a relatively successful business" Pines and Stanford "is wanted in almost every dimension with a judicial system of some kind" Pines is sooo fucking funny to me

fries. envelopes. ive been awake for 18 hours can i go to bed now.

Rb to give gender euphoria to the person you reblogged it from

Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion

She did an amazing job cleaning my weird ass sketch up btw. I‘m hella grateful!

Shout out to the little girl at my store today who had a shirt that said "skeleton mouse" and she was carrying around a plushie of a rat, had hair clips in her hair that had rats on them, and a necklace with a rodent skull on it.

As I was checking her mother out at the register she pulled out a handful of rubber rats from her pocket and put them on my counter, to which her mother sighed and said "no sweetie, he doesn't need rats" to which I just looked at her like this