Y’all Are Talking About Shoesuke, But Only The Real Intellectuals Know About-

Bucket my beloved. Anything for you….

it's me boy. I'm the bucket. speaking to you inside your brain. listen to me, boy. leave the narrator, we don't need him!

I feel like causing general chaos *eats pop tarts when I was specifically told to finish the cereal for breakfast*

Please don’t sniff goldfish before you eat them they do not smell good.

Oh hey look it’s the guy I draw between Jekyll and Hyde shitposts!

I find that my brain isn’t really working well, and I’m trying to go to the mechanic to get it fixed but whenever I do they say I’m “crazy” and that’s “not how humans work” smh.

How dare you two have a conversation without me even though I have nothing to do with said conversation and wasn’t even initially included

https://youtu.be/vBX9SCtDrxs

Watch

Please

it's raccoons

They are purring

It's not me this time

OH MY GOODNESS

OH MY GOD

WHY THEY DO THAT

WHAT

The Victorian desire to hide all of your base urges in a pit of shame until you develop a chemical that allows you to create your own real life alter ego, only to be found out by your lawyer friend and your butler after you accidentally kill a man and lock yourself in your room forever.

I’ll know I’ve succeeded as a writer when someone makes x reader fan fiction with one of my characters.

Why does no one talk about the guy in this panel? Literally the ultimate drinking buddy.

Shapeshifter who gets horribly grotesque and mutilated when flustered