John Mulaney and Matt Murdock are one in the same. Two catholic boys who are fucking done with everything and everyone.
Think about it:
Karen, in Defenders: are you done with the vigilante life?
Matt:
“Didn’t a building fall on you?
Matt:
“But you’re blind.”
Matt:
Just Matt in general:
Ur welcome
Meanwhile
Pairing: Billy Butcher x reader
Summary: Maybe stealing ten grand from a psycho with a hatred for people like you wasn’t the best idea.
Warnings: Language and violence
Status: Complete
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Mav with his big family~ lil babysitting the top gun 2 kiddos! Anddd Rooster played baseball,,, yes? Mav being there for his sports would be :( 💚💚💚💚 proud fruncle (father-uncle HAHA)
Literally my life
Me: *reads fanfiction*
Me: *feels very happy because everything is going ok in fic*
Me: *notices, that that's only the middle of the book*
Me: *sighs* you are going to break my heart, are you?
Yasss
Its 3:38am and this idea was keeping me awake so I wrote it...
Long ago, the four mainstream ships lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Kataang & Zutara shippers attacked.
Only New Episodes, beloved by all four shippers, could stop them. But when the fandom needed them most, they vanished.
A dozen years passed and the fandom and I discovered a new OTP: an adorable one named Zukka. And although their sarcasm levels are great, they have a lot to learn before they're ready to unite anyone. But I believe, Zukka can save the fandom.
pairing: obi-wan kenobi x fem!reader, modern au
word count: 3465
summary: you and obi-wan are the last two members of the skywalker family circle to meet, and it’s in the most unexpected way.
a/n: this was one of the first things i ever started for the star wars fandom (i began my time in this fandom as the biggest obi-wan simp but alas, clones). it was the first time i had written in over a year and i’m cautiously proud of it, i hope y’all like it!! also let me have photography bby luke or i will fight
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Another small Drabble 🦦
‘You comfortable there?’ Luke asks, smiling as he watched you burrow yourself further into his neck. You only hummed in response, finding yourself unable to think of anything outside of how warm he was, which only made you grew sleepier with each blink of your eyelids.
‘Is all you’re going to say is hmm?’ Luke lightly teased. ‘I have become your pillow -against my will no less- and all you have to say for it is hmmm?’ He sighs dramatically as he looks away from you and through a nearby window that peered out onto camp. ‘The things I do for love.’ Luke adds and upon hearing you chuckle, he couldn’t help but smile at the heavenly sound that not even the most beautifully composed song could compete nor compare. He absolutely adores your laugh as much as your smile; You being happy in general, but more so if it was because of him, was what Luke loved more than anything.
‘Your sacrifices have been fully recognised and I must say that you make the most comfortable pillow.’ You replied -equally as playful- whilst dotting kisses against his skin and feeling Luke tighten his hold on you, as though that you weren’t close enough to his liking, like he wanted your souls to touch instead.
‘Am I the best pillow you’ve ever had?’ You hear Luke whisper against into your ear.
‘The absolute best.’ You said without hesitation. ‘I never want to be anywhere else than right here, with you.’ Luke pressed a plethora of kisses into your skin, squeezing you tightly as he let out a soft chuckle. ‘I’m glad to know that my willingness to do anything for you is finally being acknowledged after so long.’ You gave him a light smack to the bicep for this comment. ‘But for now I wanna stay in this moment for as long as possible, in hopes that I may remember your warmth while I’m away on quests; for even if my memories were to ever be taken, you’ll always be what I fight to come back to.’
You didn’t say anything as you didn’t know how you could compete with such poetic words, but made your feelings known through a chaste kiss upon his perfect lips.
Gender Neutral Reader
Tom ‘Iceman’ Kazansky x Reader
You hit the bar just out of curiosity, not expecting to actually talk to any of the pilots. However, one of them has his sights set on you, and he’s not going to let go easily.
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You went mainly for the sake of going. The bar was known for being a prime location of Naval aviators. You and your friends always teased that you would each go and get yourself a pilot for a night, but never actually went ahead with it. Tonight you wanted to go and just look. You just wanted to see the place for yourself.
So, here you are, sitting alone at the bar, drink in hand and eyes on the crowds. Every other person in here was in uniform, so there were most definitely pilots in the room. Nothing to stop you from getting one for yourself for the evening, but you chose not to.
Wouldn’t matter anyway, as after taking a small sip of your drink, someone comes up beside you. You glance up, wondering if you needed to move, but the man seemed content with leaning against the bar.
“Hey, I’m here to rescue you.”
You instantly stop in place, brows pulled together as you try to decipher what that was suppose to mean.
“Rescue me?”
The man in front of you was one of the pilots. Tall, aviator glassed hanging from his shirt.
“Call me Goose, and yes. Ice has his sights set on you and we thought we would swoop in before he could.”
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Tina: So what are you doing for Valentines Day?
Graves: Oh, the usual. Seraphina and I go to the drugstore and buy up all the Valentine’s Day cards, and then we watch the forgetful husbands panic.