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I have only ever seen one (1) sign like that and it’s in my hometown on the way to my parents’ house. There is in fact one (1) owl, and he doesn’t in fact fly low, he just scared a lady so badly one night she crashed her car and then called the city demanding they put that sign up.

Welcome to Oklahoma USA folks.

You left out the best part- they named it Taquito.

i'm crying rn.... the fucking Torta.....

It’s that time of year again!! Free the paprika!!!

VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN!!

I can dice it big, médium, or small chunks- but not cups

Love it when my oracle cards are ominous.

Lol.

Also look at my beautiful solstice candle that my parents got me!! My Catholic dad made himself go into a witchy shop to get it.

Shout out to my cousin, a Wiccan, who went to her (much loved and adored) mother’s Christian funeral and delivered a very touching eulogy out of respect for her mother and her beliefs.

And then threw hands with the pastor doing the service, who said that “Not everyone goes to heaven, so just be prepared for that”, and “I don’t know how God will call [great-aunt] to heaven, (she’d been cremated) but I’m sure he’ll figure it out.”

WHILE THE GRIEVING MOTHER AND CHILDREN WERE IN THE FRONT ROW.

He told my cousin, who pointed out that this is a funeral of a much loved woman, and that he should not be saying that to the family, “Oh. Well you’re wrong.”

She tore him a new one. Then she had our ordained grandfather stand up and deliver the rest of the sermon.

So thank you Dea, for putting that man in his place. Your mum was the only one who could defeat my mom at Scrabble. She will be missed.

Darth Sauron 2.0! When the Final Battle occurs, Mairon is blinded by Olorin’s lightsaber! Mairon, now Sauron, uses the Force to see the future, and to tell where people are.

Otherwise he just memorizes a room layout.

@raointean the people shall decide

So if you must know, I’m part Czech. My father was raised in a town split 50/50 Italian and Czech immigrants and their descendants. He married my mum, who was a very impressionable beginner chef, and once she discovered this specific combination of spices from his mum, she put it in most of the food I and my family ate- and I would add that no one banned freaking GARLIC or ONION, or BASIL, which I ALSO used a lot of.

Here’s the combo:

Salt (always)

Black pepper (duh)

Garlic powder

Onion powder

Basil

Paprika- smoked or sweet, it don’t matter, depends on the dish.

There you have it- go get paprika banned at your houses!

PAPRIKA REVOLUTION!!!!!!!

Hey it’s me again, from the fae post. Just wondering if you still do free readings and if you do, I would love to know if there are any fae around me that would like to reach out or maybe around me in general? I do tarot but I’m not great at it.

My initials are SB

Hey there! Sorry it took so long, but here’s your reading!

Strength, upright: inner strength, bravery, and compassion.

The Moon, upright: unconscious, illusions, and intuition.

The Ace of Swords, upright: breakthroughs, new ideas, mental clarity, and success.

Overall, it looks like should you find the courage to take that first step, there will be faeries willing to speak with you. You’ll have to use your gut to tell you if these fae are trustworthy, but in the end, you’ll find these fae open to conversation!

It’s going pretty well for me so far! I rarely have time for complex spells, but they help when I do. If you want to know what kind of far are around, you could just ask. They won’t be offended by that.

Also- they will probably hide your stuff. Ask for it back nicely and they’ll give it back.

I’m always happy to answer any questions you have!

I’ve always been super curious about working with the fae, but I’m also terrified from what I’ve heard. 😬

Well, kinda, but you can totally have a casual relationship with them. I do. I have a bunch of succulents (and an onion??) in my room for the garden faerie, and my rock box out for the pixie, and they leave me alone. We celebrate solstices and equinoxes, but I haven’t had a bunch of time for witchcraft lately.

They get that, and we have a very casual relationship. Like I said- as long as you respect them, and leave them little things, you’ll be fine.

I’ve always been super curious about working with the fae, but I’m also terrified from what I’ve heard. 😬

It’s all a matter of respect- respect the fae, they’ll respect you!

Do some research- see if this is a path that you could work with. THEN work with actual fae, because once you start, it’s like the mafia- you never get out.

I’ve always been super curious about working with the fae, but I’m also terrified from what I’ve heard. 😬

My college campus actually used to be a hospital! Yay, double the fun!

thinking about hospital and university underground tunnels....

there is something about them....

Hello. Thank you for your help. It’s greatly appreciated. It gave me clarity and insight!

No problem!

Hello I’m Winnie your new follower. Can I please request a free reading regarding how Zeus and Ares feel about me? What’s energies are between us? Thank you in advance I’ll leave feedback!!

Hey there! Sorry it took so long! Here are two readings, one for each deity!

Here’s Zeus’s:

The Ace of Cups and the King of Swords!

The Ace of cups is a card of new beginnings and emotional fulfillment, while the King of Swords cuts through lies and deceptions, and is a pillar of strength in a chaotic mind.

Zeus is offering you a new journey, or a new path; one that will lead you to a place of fulfillment. He will guide you, and give you the strength to stand tall amidst lies and chaos.

This is the reading for Ares:

The Page of Cups and the Magician in reverse!

The Page of cups is telling you that the unconscious or the spiritual is trying to contact you, though you may not know why. The reversed Magician can mean you are being deceived by someone using their powers for their own purposes at the cost of others, and that you are drifting further and further from the truth.

It appears Ares is trying to tell you someone near you is deceiving you, and that he can help you find them. HOWEVER, this could also mean that it is someone pretending to be Ares, and you are unaware. Whatever the meaning, please be careful!!

Hope it was helpful!

Hi guys, I’m back- work and college were kicking my ass; at one point I was at two jobs and two schools. But now, I have TIME, and I’m going to go through my inbox and whatnot.

Thank you for your patience!

I-

I used to work togos at a restaurant. And we sold those for Uber and DoorDash-

That’s Buddy V’s Rainbow Cake by the slice-

@anathemaegg asked where I get rainbow cake by the slice, and unfortunately I have a non-answer for you, because it's a local specialty grocery store where I work.

BUT the good news is that we don't make it, it's shipped in frozen and we just thaw it out, slap a store logo on it and call it homemade.

("Um, Jes, wtf? You can just do that???" Yes, and in fact QUITE A LOT of the 'store brand' items you buy in stores are just name-brand stuff we buy in bulk for cheap, divide into smaller containers, and then sell. MAGIC.)

Anyway.

It's this cake. IDK where you can find it around you, but check stores in your area. It'll be in the bakery department, probably in a refrigerated cooler with the other fancy desserts.

I’ll get there. Soon…. :)

how evil are you

Absolutely!

When your friend is a pagan witch and you're a christian but it's cool because tolkien is life

@maithewitch that sound about right?

The “Are you an angel?” scene from the Phantom Menace- but Silmarilion!

Melkor does not get a lot of compliments in his plainclothes- especially not from someone the human equivalent of 12!

Same bro honestly. My mum was telling us about that and brought up how one time she thought she twisted her ankle, thought “This is fine,” and went about her day as normal- only for her foot to start swelling up and being told by the ER her foot was broken.

I fucking hate having a high pain tolerance I went to urgent care about my back pain and I was like “idk I tore a muscle or something” no I have a FRACTURED SPINE.

But they’re social distancing….

The spaced out buttons at the bottom of posts make me uncomfortable. Why are they wandering around. Go back to your seats. 

Just ask them! No one knows the Fae’s reasons better than the Fae!

Fae Help

After talking it out with a friend, we realized there are a lot of signs of the fae around me, and they’ve been happening as long as I can remember. To my knowledge none of it has been malevolent, mostly just neutral. Does anyone have any idea how this might have happened and what they might want?

Omg, thank you very much!!

No problem! I enjoy doing these readings!

Hi! I want a free reading please! My question is: How can I have more patience with myself? I am always impulsive with my energy because I feel like I am wasting so much time without doing something and then I can't do anything right. I almost failed all my college classes because of this so that's a big problem for me rn. Sorry if my english is bad, I am still learning :')

Hello there! My Silmarilion deck wished to be used- so here we go!

Where you are now/ Where you want to be/ How to get there

Where you are now: Irmo, reversed

You feel this is unachievable for you. Stuck, in a spot you do not feel comfortable in, and that you wish you could get out of, but that feels out of reach.

Where you want to be: Mairon

Patience is likely only half the issue. There is something more going on here that I cannot see right now. In any case, make sure that you figure out the other part of the problem.

How to get there: Yavanna, reversed

Form new habits- it only takes a month to start a new habit. Find something to fidget with, like a worry stone or a piece of jewelry. You will likely not see the results of this for some time. But as long as you take care of what you have started, you should be fine.

I hope this helped you!

hey i really need some guidance or insight do you think you could do a reading on me?

Sure, but I would need a little more information to be able to do a reading!

Thank you for your help. The reading helped a lot and gave me insight on the situation. I greatly appreciate it!

No trouble!

hi!

i found your blog and i was wondering if you could help me. i'm a baby witch and i'm having a hard time trying to find books to read about fae. i do not want to begin fairy work right now, i believe i'm not ready, but i'm obsessed with them since my childhood and i want to learn more. do you have any books recomendations? or even other sources of fae and fae work. if you don't, that's fine.

even if you just read this, thank you very much! i hope you have a nice day.

Hey there! I will tell you, my journey into fae work started like yours, and at some point, the fae will make themselves known, wether you’re ready or not, so knowledge is important. I have always liked faeries too, and I ended up researching the fae in various folklore- brothers Grimm, traditional Scottish and Celtic folklore, whatever I could get my hands on.

Unfortunately, the vast majority of my collection of folklore is inherited from various grandparents and great grandparents, so a lot of them are incredibly old or out of print.

HOWEVER! There IS the Spiderwick Chronicles! Before you laugh at me, hear me out: one of the authors is Holly Black, and that lady does her research!

This is a companion to the series- and a lot of the lore in here checks out; if not the types of fae specifically. Turn your clothes inside out if the fae confuse you? In there- and that’s pretty obscure. Start here, is my recommendation, or the folklore section of your library!