The Big Comfy Couch Actually Went There.

YES Pantera yeah yeah😈😈

This clip of bevis and butthead reacting to this love by pantera always has me on the floor crying

i was bored so i made these! :3

here’s Seymour now sera

She’s such Silly

Hello lovely!!

I was wondering if I could request some headcannons! I’ve been meaning to reach out to you because your writing is splendid and you’re on my blog a lot too!! Could I request some soft Billy Lenz with his s/o hcs?

I hope you’re having a wonderful day! ♥︎♥︎

- @slasherb1tch

OMG AHAJDJSHS I really did spend a hell of a lot of time on ur blog huh 😭 and TYSM!!! you're literally so sweet <333 that means sm coming from a blog I admire!!! I hope this is good ❤️

Billy Lenz soft headcanons.

format: headcanons... ofc.

warnings: none! but not fully proofread and it's 6am as I start this lol

taglist: n/a

To start this off I have to say: Billy may act in a certain way, but he is totally inexperienced relationship wise. He's overjoyed to be with you, don't get me wrong! He just needs a few days to settle.

By now you've already shown him an incredible amount of patience. You and he had liked each other and had something undefined, but he wasn't catching any of your very blatant "hints" and went wide eyed when you'd compliment him or etc.

It's all very new, but I assure you when he's fully able to comprehend what you both have now, you're going to be showered in his affection!

He also expects to be showered in yours too <3

He does have limits though. Sometimes touching him is off the table. He doesn't even want to hug you, but he'll sit on the couch or in bed with you and just.... Soak in your presence.

I think you and Billy spend most of your time cuddling. Sometimes he can't stay off you and just clings to you like a koala bear-

just you and him on the couch, and him nuzzling his face into the crook of your neck.

Bonus points if you're ticklish and giggle at this. It's likely to spur on him doing it more to get you to laugh, or even end in a full tickle fight.

He's definitely ticklish too. It's kinda cute when he curls into a ball and screeches as he attempts to protect himself from your attack-

He's both protective and possessive to certain extents

You're just so wonderful to him! And he's insecure, but he doesn't really know that

All he knows is that his chest gets tight and he feels queasy when you have guests over, or you bring up that you had gotten hit on while you were out of the house

if this was Brahms, he'd throw a fit.

But it isn't. Billy is still upset and can be pretty emotional and chaotic, but he isn't about to destroy things

"You aren't going to... leave billy, are you?"

Maybe you're not so surprised by the change in Billy's mood, by now you're probably used to it even-

Just take his face in your hands and tell him you're his. You're never going to leave because you love him

He'll grab onto your wrists and kiss the palms of your hands. All he can do is nod at your words.

If you've had a rough day or some form of chronic illness/pain, Billy would be very willing to try and massage your pain away

or kiss it better!

it's silly and even he probably knows it doesn't work, but it's so sweet that you can't help but smile :(

"Do you feel better? need more kisses from billy?"

But now if he gets banged up in the attic or anywhere around the house, he needs immediate kisses! Help y/n, he's gonna die!! Kiss him rn!!!

If you happen to show affection via biting like some people do (or maybe you just have urges to bite people) Billy would be very receptive. Confused, but as long as you don't bite hard he's ok <3

"....What are you doing?"

Just don't catch him off guard with it. He'll probably complain then

Play with his hair. Do it.

it instantly puts him to sleep omfg....

I also feel like a cherished gesture of his is back kisses.... Whether he's kissing your back or you're kissing his, he loves it. It's tender and either of you say a word.

He does it when he spoons you and wants you to do the same 🥺

Totally loves any pets you have. Verye energetic and keeps trying to get your dog to howl. Or cradles your cat like a baby and baby talks it

Have any snakes or insects? Oh my god he's gonna be so intrigued. infodump on him, he loves it

have like a... lizard or something? yeah that mf is gonna ride billy around the house on his head. If it's small, anyways.

Paint his nails <3

somehow, I feel like Billy is an underrated character. I see plenty of content for him, but a lot of it is purely smutty. We need more soft Billy!

incredibly hard for me to believe that Will Graham is supposed to be cisgender

chesecak 🤤

chesecak 🤤🤤

I'm pretty proud of how will looks in this 🙌

real😔

first few billy doobles ever cuz i HATE him (he grew on me overnight)

now, would you stomp on it for 10 billion dolar ?

If I don't see a hannibal s4 announcement soon I'm going to cry

(This is not a threat its emotional manipulation)