I've Got A Rock That Looks Like A Biscuit On One Side And A Chicken Nugget On The Other

Oh my god! My grandma had a shit ton of bushes full of these in her backyard at her old house when I was a kid! I love these!

Btw their called West Indian Lantanas

different stages of growth

UNTITLED GOOSE GAME MADA FUCKERS!!

Rip my sweet baby Bandit, the last pic was when she had been found in a dumpster by one of my mom's coworkers behind her work, I had her for two good years, I love you Bandit, I hope you know that

My brother punched me in the face because I punched him in my sleep, I had no idea what was going on😂

Teen!Horangi, an only child: Would you slap your sibling for a million dollars?

Teen!Soap: My sister roundhouse kicked me over the front seat

Teen!Gaz: I slapped my brother for looking at me this morning. Imagine what I would do for a million dollars

Teen!Horangi: … sibling culture is so toxic

This is 100% true

And CD's! I vividly remember those scenes

God damn, that's impressive, reminds me of that Markiplier try not to laugh video where a bee stole a noodle off of someone's plate

teamwork 🐝

It's Chirperus

Cerberus...?

THIS! I'M A WOMAN AND HAPPILY CHOOSE TO NEVER HAVE KIDS! (Their gross and expensive, never happening, it is not the only reason I exist and I'm happy with my choice)

Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children

Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.