Peter Parker Accidentally Taking Sam And Bucky To A Gay Bar To Wind Down Cause It’s The Only Bar He

Matt Murdock/Natasha Romanoff!!!

Bruh ik it would be cute, like finally a guy that doesn’t like her for her looks???

Tony: At least Peter and Sam are finally getting along.

Bucky: *rasies an eyebrow while watching Sam and Peter argue*

Sam: I’m going to throw your spider ass off a building!!

Peter: Try me bitch!

Bucky: “I thought they were getting along?”

Tony: *scratching the back of his neck* last week Sam did throw him off a building, this week he’s only threatening to.

Bruh imagine your OTP when gay marriage is legalized and they’re already in an established relationship.

So many tears

Bucky *sipping coke*: I remember it tasting better..

Tony: Not enough caffeine for you?

Bucky: where’s the bump, ya know? Coke always got me ready to go.

Tony *slowly realizing*: you mean..when it had cocaine?

Bucky:....what?

I didn’t try to shift last night at all, I actually went to be and woke up at 3 am, stood up for a few hours and went back to bed at 5.

I was in a very light sleep so I’m unsure how it happened. And I didn’t even shift to an alternate universe just some random one? And it was quite short, I could tell I was in a light sleep because I was unsure if certain actions would pull me back although I was sure it was me shifting.

One time I thought I did get pulled back, heard my brother talking and everything and when I woke up it was similar to the first time I was there in this random shifted reality. Only thing different was the choices I made.

It might sound like a lucid dream but I could feel my body, I remember being in there like ‘holy shit I just shifted, it really does exist’.

I wasn’t me in this shifted reality though, nothing seemed set in stone. It still had the uneasiness of a dream because I wasn’t myself and everyone’s faces kept changing although I knew for sure they were the same person.

I understand why people put so much detail into their script now, should I try going to bed early again and then waking up, staying up, trying to shift again lol to my desired reality?

Maybe my shipping is very questionable but...

Comic versions of Peter Parker x Clint Barton.. two loveable dumbasses.

One is trying to finish college and keep his shitty apartment and the other is trying to patch up his life and his torso he happened to injure the last time he was out..

Insert Pizza dog.

Happy Easter and happy birthday to RDJ 💜

Okay so I know spiderman can’t pick up mjolnir because he won’t kill but what if someone very important to Peter dies (love interest maybe) and Peter absolutely breaks down cause he didn’t kill the villain when he could’ve and there’s like a bunch of lightning around him when he falls into his knees and mhornir just flew into his hand because he finally is ready to kill.

Okay okay so last night I was trying to shift(I didn’t but I could feel that I almost did).

Instead I felt as if I was in a dream and I was in the front of the line about to check out my groceries and there was someone behind me so I awkwardly laughed and was like ‘I don’t even remember driving here. Is this a dream or something?’

I think I messed up with this, some part of me felt like I was about to shift but the woman behind me just stared at me and said ‘yes’. So like I was fully conscious then, trying to shift realities but right before the cashier gave me a total I woke up.

Anyone have something like this?

Why do all of Batman’s kids have black hair? None besides one are related to him and they all somehow have black hair, blue eyes, the whole package. Correct me if I’m wrong cause I’m more involved in Marvel but he just happens to keep finding white kids with black hair and I’ve never seen someone with black hair and blue eyes except for this pretty Indian girl with awesome eyes. Sooo... I feel like Batman has a specific search going on.

Correct me if I’m wrong