You Have To Outlive Donald Trump

SAME

My new end of day ritual is watching the daily show monolgue, colberts monologs and Seth meyers closer look (if there's a new one). And every Monday some john oliver (with my time difference this is how it works out).

Omfg we need the full interview ahhh

Ben interviewed Stephen Colbert for Paley Fest, so keep an eye on The Paley Center for Media’s YouTube. Hopefully they give us the entire 90 minute interview soon.

Until then, here are some joyful shots from Ben’s Instagram and Twitter accounts to enjoy for those of you who stick to tumblr:

💙: @rejectedjokes

So i was thinkin',

edit: forgot about magpies [if enough people say magpies, i'll make a showdown with magpies]

can we make john oliver an honorary tumblrina? he doesnt have tumblr but he has the soul of a tumblrina and thats all that matters.

occasional posts from users

I love the Sherlock and co podcast with all of my heart but as an Australian the accent that most recent episode is a complete nightmare.

Other than that loved the episode though!

sitting through a meeting with jd couch on easter killed the fucking pope

A LLAMA

The stewbert fans are eating good tonight

Random off topic rant but how come Australian news channels (and probably other places to idk) will run so many stories like “obesity in children under 10” “fruit juice is increasing kids weight” “more young kids are overweight” and then turn around and be like “body image issues in teens?” “Must be social media’s fault”

My mom accidentally joined a grieving support group (long story, she's not grieving tho) and she's missing it this week while visiting me and she's VERY concerned that Lorraine, who very kindly offered to bring a baked good like mom usually would, will NOT bring the correct kind of dessert, she says citrus tarts aren't "griefy" enough