Okay So I've Been Rereading A Lot Of Twilight Fanfictions And I Was Just Thinking Of An AU So, Here's

Okay so I've been rereading a lot of Twilight fanfictions and I was just thinking of an AU so, here's my take on an AU!

A grunge/goth/punk Bella Swan comes waltzing onto Forks High School after getting off her motorcycle/or just a sick car (i’ll be honest here?? I don’t know motorcycles or cars, pfft. so let’s leave that up to your imagination) and everyone is like: “Ayo?? Cool girl?”

The Cullens hadn’t seen her yet so they’re just hearing about “The Chief’s daughter is pretty fire dudes” over and over again, and Jasper is buzzing with excitement from the school’s emotions, Alice and Emmett are curious but the little pixie vampire is more on Swan’s fashion sense while Emmett is just like “hm.. cooler than me?” Rosalie however is annoyed from hearing the same thing about a dumb human and Edward is getting a headache as well as a vampire can get.

(I completely forget how the films/books go so I think it’s lunch then biology? Oh well) So here comes Lunch where Bella is invited to Human Gang’s table and here comes Bella in all her glory, decked out with those black thick heel knee high boots with the buckles going up and down, you know what I mean? Her pants are the baggy kind, but not too baggy, of course they’re black too why not right? They’re sporting all sorts of chains and suspenders that are just hanging down on the sides. The pants are also kind of ripped and beneath those pants are fishnets? Maybe? Just an idea. Finally her shirt has some sort of red and black theme going on, but I’m imagining it’s either a band merch or those short sleeved red and black stripes. Her hair is probably going to remain brown too, but I could picture this Bella dyeing it some other color.

Eric (I think he was the one who invited her to the table?? Or was it one of the other people? Let’s just go with Eric this time lol) is like waving at her excitedly and she goes to sit with them and starts up conversation and this is where we start to know other things about this AU Bella:

IMO, this Bella likes to go by Swan or the scientific name Cygnus, which the others find weird but hey they’re weird too in their respective ways.

Swan doesn’t call Charlie, well, Charlie. She calls him dad, or father because this time around she kept in contact with Charlie throughout the years.

Swan has a backbone!!

Maybe she carries around a butterfly knife who knows.. (she totally does and she can do cool tricks with it.. maybe she has a collection?)

Swan is witty and can quip easily, she isn’t afraid to be affectionate. And yeah, while it’s cool to be a person with absolutely no flaws, she has them!! Swan can be pretty brutal without knowing and can become quick to anger. She isn’t really used to apologizing to others that’s not her mom (yeah we probably can agree that Renée cares about her daughter to some extent, but she probably also does some real crappy stuff that often leads Swan into apologizing to her instead of the other way around. Or something like that- maybe y’all understand what I’m saying?? pfft). Some other flaws too, use your imagination for those! You guys probably can come up with cooler stuff.

Charlie is supportive of his daughter of course he is and this Charlie does not let Swan do all of the household work!!

Charlie probably doesn’t know how to cook very well so Swan helps teach him to cook better (due to her mother probably using her as a doormat) and they take turns cooking. They also take turns buying groceries as well. (Let’s also point out in the book where Charlie congratulates Jacob for kissing Bella? Yeah if that happened this Charlie does not happen! He’ll get angry! And curse out Jacob!)

Anyways cue the Cullens walking in. Rosalie and Emmett walk in first, followed by Alice and Jasper, then Edward and out loud (at least just for Human Gang, we already know the vampires are going to hear this) Swan just goes, “Hey they look kind of weird- clothing wise. Why do they look so.. Fancy?” With a raised brow. [ Lauren responds with a snort, “you don’t look better yourself.” ] And then cues Jessica’s rant on the Cullens and introductions about them.

Edward is stiff as a board and is keeping his gaze on the table. “I can’t hear the new girl,” he told the mated couples, “and oh- her blood is stronger than the rest of them.” With a low groan he had his head in his hands. Before any of them could question him Alice had ushered him out of the Cafeteria before taking a seat with Jasper. It’s silent for a moment before she chirps up with: “Well, it seems like we’ll have a different school year!” With a bright grin.

Alice probably is admiring Swan’s style.

Jasper doesn't really have an opinion yet.

Rosalie and Emmett are getting amused by Swan’s constant teasing on Jessica’s crush on Edward (which also includes her insulting Edward [ “Dude! Look how he sat down?? He placed two fingers- from each hand mind you- on the table and then sat down. You like that? Who does that? He’s playing with a baby carrot too!” ] ).

Some other things is that Swan is probably chill with Jacob and pack (once figured out of course) and has a sibling like relationship, or just real good friends.

Marinette The Perfect Daughter In Law: A Prompt

[ I’ve seen a few ‘everyone loves Marinette AU’s’ and a couple Marvel DC ‘all the mentors want THEIR kid to end up with Marinette AU’s’ and well frankly! I felt inspired! So I present to you my new prompt / AU thing! In which all the most powerful / rich / popular people in Paris decide to play matchmaker… ]

It starts when Adrien and Kagami have a less than AMICABLE break up according to their parents and the media anyway in reality it was a really REALLY dull break up. The pair have been ‘dating’ (using each other as an excuse to go out and experience normal teenage stuff) since they were 15. Now at 17 soon to be 18 the pair decided to publicly break up in order to pursue other people and interests. The problem is they never told their parents the truth so both Gabriel and Kagami’s mother Tomeo feel protective and concerned about what must surely be an upsetting first heartbreak for their child. And okay maybe both parents take that out on each other and both get a bit defensive and protective. And MAYBE it ends with Tomeo vowing to get revenge for her daughter. Enter, Marinette. Up and coming fashion designer for the rich and famous! She’s single, talented, and as far as Tomeo knows Gabriel is interested in the girl for her talent. So what better revenge could exist but having Marinette take an interest in Kagami!

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masteroftheuniverseandeverything

1 year ago

Does anybody remember when Lassie was like “me and Marlowe met the perfect person for you” and Jules was like “that would mean she’s a woman and in prison” (cause Marlowe was in jail still) and Lassie was like “which one of those is a problem” ???

I think about that a lot

GoT characters as Twilight characters

the similarities are astounding everyone.

The Starks are obviously the Cullens. Bran is Alice. Jon is Edward on account of being a brooding emotional fuck. Sansa is Rosalie cause gotta slay those rapists like the queen she is. Ned is Carlisle: noble af, old & tired. Robb is Jasper, a military genius. Arya is Emmett cause both are peak jock™. Catlyn is Esme (sorry Cat…we know Esme is kinda bland, but she’s the only one that works).

Rickon is Bella. Very little personality, dies at a very inconvenient time.

Dany is Renesmee. The Chosen One™.

Jaime is Jacob. Hot and dumb, but will go to bat for you. Also when faced with “should I own up to my own secret” just starts getting naked.

Cersei is Victoria. Gotta be on top and will literally slaughter you if you look at her wrong. Or kill her family. Either one.

Which makes Joffrey…James. Heckling people for no reason and not in a nice way.

So Robert B. is Laurent. Not the ultimate worst dude, but doesn’t do great things. Mainly because he won’t stop his horrible family members from doing horrible things *cough cough* Victoria/Cersei & James/Jeoffrey.

Lancel (pre-high sparrow) is Riley. Does anything for some dick and easily manipulated to do wrong.

Ramsay is Jane bc that bitch can really torture you.

Myranda is Alec bc his powers aren’t as cool, but he’s gotta tag team in on that torture too.

Tyrion is Aro. Very calculated and will cut you to get his way.

Littlefinger is Caius. Hides behind Aro like a facade but is really a lil bitch.

The entire Citadel is Marcus. Old white men. Irrelevant branch of power. The most unhelpful in basically all situations.

The Hound is Demetri. Just following orders, but really loves to catch people and watch them die.

The Mountain is Felix. Truly suicidal to challenge.

Melisandre is Heidi. Uses her body to get her and her allies what they want.

Stannis is Sam. A true Alpha: strong leader, does what he believes is right even if it makes him unpopular.

Shireen is Emily. Sweet summer child, but literally scarred for life.

Euron is Paul. Always mad and ready for a fight to the death in the mud.

Brienne is Leah. Deserves everyone, gets no one due to the cruel world around her, but can beat anyones ass…especially the men that wronged her.

Poddy P is Seth bc baby cinnamon roll obviously.

Theon is Alistair. Runs away at the first sign of trouble on account of being severely traumatized and all.

Yara/Asha is Kate Denali. Electricity running through her veins like a bamf.

The Sand Snakes are the Amazonian Vampires. Hot & cool af.

Sam is Charlie. Learns The Truth™ (wights & white walkers & R+L). Becomes Actual Dad to everyone and Real Dad to little Sam. Always like “what in the god damn heck are we doing this is not normal”.

No one in Twilight is good enough to be Margaery or Oberyn.

Please add more as you see fit friends.

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masteroftheuniverseandeverything

10 months ago

Just because I'm AroAce doesn't mean I don't want a relationship. I want one, only instead of it being like Marshall and Lily from "How I Met Your Mother", I want one like Penelope and Derek from "Criminal Minds". Full of name-calling and innuendo, that shocks people and makes them feel scandalized and completely platonic.

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masteroftheuniverseandeverything

9 months ago