in other news, my flag is being held up by sticky hands ive punched into the ceiling
a little messy but oh well
so glad the entire dragon age fandom can agree that alistair and morrigan are both actually raging bisexuals and that bioware made a critical coding error
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things you didn’t know about the Bye Bye Man that make it sound even more like a fake movie than it already does:
the bye bye man has an animal sidekick. it looks like it’s a dog made of raw ground beef.
a real and actual power that the bye bye man has is the ability to cause erectile dysfunction
when the bye bye man shows up, you hear the toot toot of a train. no reason is given for this. toot toot.
there are college students who own a house phone
faye dunaway is there
there is a character named Mr. Daisy. he uses the phrase “handsome boys.”
the bye bye man is shown in the library. he’s not cast in shadow or anything. he’s just there. he has some books. i can’t remember if we hear a toot toot when it cuts to him, but i like to think we did.
the bye bye man has long long touchin fingers
can you imagine hooking up with someone and the bye bye man broke your genitals. you would have to say “i am sorry i cannot get aroused the booboo man did a witchcraft on my peepee”
toot toot
Almost time for that protest...
back then
peepaw chilchuck
Guys, my bf actually bought me Kyoka Suigetsu 😭😭 I couldn’t have gotten more lucky. (It’s real 😭😭)