My Name Is Aya, I'm 29 Years Old. I'm Married To Jihad, Who Is 32, And We Have Three Beautiful Children: Abdelrahman (7

Askgstlj thank you everyone for all the love for my Dukecietweek day one 💙💙

Anyhow, here

@dukeceit-week-2024 Day Two:

🚙 Road trip/Roadkill 🐿️

(pspsp @imnotgrimimjustagrumpyreaper , @dukeceitweek )

“I think I’ll name him… ✨Stefan✨”

“Sounds lovely, dear.”

PSA: don’t. don’t pick up roadkill with your bare hands lmao

Unedited version and Notes under the cut!

Unedited version

Unimportant notes that I just wanted to share and details I wanted to point out :))

- Janus summoned a third arm

- Janus is using said third arm to hold Remus’ (bloody) hand

- Remus braided Janus’ hair!! (That’s why it’s messy)

- Remus almost jumped out of the car to grab ‘Stefan’

- Stefan is a horribly mangled up squirrel (roadkill)

- Janus also might have purposefully ran it over so Remus would have a toy and stop swatting at the steering wheel

- Janus wears a seatbelt. Remus does not

- Janus is a safe driver, look at him, he’s looking at his boyfriend/husband/creature through the mirror instead of fully turning :)) (would absolutely be speeding quicker than Flash himself)

- Janus has blood on him because he couldn’t resist helping Remus (though those are his only pair of gloves…)

- Remus has canonically worn those shorts (at least in Thomas’ photoshoots)

- remus get your fucking feet OFF of the dashboar

- I was originally gonna make them driving away from cops (“your honor, they’re boyfriends”)

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There’s so many fucken gingers (cats) in my house and my poor Hispanic grandmother can’t tell who is who, anyways just now she was tryna tell one of em to get up and I asked which one she’s talking to and her response “Ay hell if I know, sólo veo sus huevos.” (Rough translation: ‘I just see his eggs’)

She was talking about the cat’s balls.

I love Spanish oml

But… thats not a lie…

New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

Reblog if you want one of these in your ask box:

•A compliment

•A story

•Why you follow me

•A cute message

•One thing you want to tell me

•One thing you want to know about me

Every time you think he’s done, he keeps going..

Bro I aspire to be him, let alone work for him.

The sheer talent this man has,

like

what??

...he is weaving the chocolate. Do you copy, this bitch is WEAVING CHOCOLATE

This officially doesn’t apply to me ;)

The fact that Janus Sanders being a snarky lil shit helped me in a history quiz today

Thank you snek boy🙏

how do you f ucken draw sunflowers,,,

ASKDJ I ALREAYD FORGOT ABOYT DUKECIET WEEK ?????