I Am Never Going To Stop Following This Blog

nik y’know I love ya and I hate to go for the low blow but don’t you live in the country that brought us

ok uh quick question america……..what the fuck

officialunitedstate replied to your post: HEY YOUNG PEOPLE: Stop living your lif...

who are you i dont remember following this

ahahaha. i've owned the great officialunitedstates dot tumblr dot com at last

hahaha i just realized that every time I change my actual blog's name I completely fuck up tagged mentions of me

this is my vengeance for following my main blog, suckers

every wikipedia entry for a comic book character is like

Classic Era: Professor Two-Apes was created when a bored alien glued two gorillas together with a magic rock. He later turned to evil when a colleague took credit for his research. In his debut appearance, Professor Two-Apes turned the Eiffel Tower into a banana.

Modern Era: Tu-Apes was the result of years of painful animal experimentation. He killed the doctor who created him, stole the blood-stained diploma off his wall, and now wears it around his neck. In the Conflagration crossover event, he was seen being beaten to death with one of his own spines. He was later resurrected by Satanists and currently suffers from a debilitating heroin addiction.

come with me

and you’ll be

in a world

of 

reminder that i don’t use this blog (intentionally) anymore and that u should follow @maxiesatanofficial instead

Caramelized Vidalia Onion Casserole

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

When squad is roasting you but you have no comebacks

periodical reminder that this is not the blog I use and in fact to keep up with the latest Communism Memes you should follow transmemesatan w/o the 5

I used to use "i-dont-use-this-blog-now" but 1) people still followed me on this blog + 2) it fucked w/ people's tags so honestly,