Crime Boys Superhero AU, Where Tommyinnit Was A Former Child Hero, Mostly Seen As A Sidekick To Wilbur,

everyday I wake up and suffer because I broke one mirror all those years ago

s1-2 mike wheeler? My child, absolute baby, if you hurt him I will hnt you down.

s3? Puberty is a bitch, stop snogging, grow eyes, what happened to my baby boy.

s4? WHO ARE YOU

The best part about Tubbo lying about being pregnant to come to Pogtopia and then, after getting caught talking to Tommy, lying that Tommy is his gynecologist is the fact that Manberg cabinet was concerned about this not because Tubbo’s “gynecologist” is an enemy of state and it’s strange that Tubbo associates with him, but because Tommy in their opinion is a shitty gynecologist and would harm Tubbo’s “baby”.

Reposted from r/dreamsmp with permission from u/GreedyGobby

sometimes i forget that not everyone has been around for the dsmp as long as i have.

like i Vividly remember watching the stream of wilbur gathering tommy and tubbo to start a drug empire. i will never forget wilbur letting fundy join the crew on the condition that he yells “Fuck 12” in sapnap’s face (as sapnap had taken it upon himself to be the server police).

people talk about how niki or jack were at the revolution and i’m like *lights cigarette* “nah, those wippersnappers didn’t show up ‘til after our independence. niki’s citizenship was discussed as the walls were being constructed but she didn’t actually join until after the dust had settled and the war was done. they were fine citizens,” *chokes on smoke* “but they weren’t there for the fightin’,”

or someone will say that c!wilbur was a terrible president and i’m like

*slams caprisun* “aye, soot was a right bastard sometimes but he was our bastard. cowardly and brave that one, tongue like a silver viper. he wasn’t perfect but he got us our camarvan, our freedom, our walls. sapnap used to bust down the camarvan doors before we built up ‘em black and yellow beauties.” *obnoxious straw sipping noise as the caprisun is clearly empty but i’m stubborn* “the smp was a blazing furnace, but president soot made somewhere we could rest in the walls’ shade,”

Ghobur

Phil immediately looking at Tommy after the announcer says to supervise your children

Video under cut:

From: “riding the fastest roller coaster in England” 3/21/22

Timestamp: 5:32

https://youtu.be/sR5RpqU1f60

It's always, "i love him/her/them" and never "I could recognize him by touch alone, by smell; I would know him blind, by the way his breaths came and his feet struck the earth. I would know him in death, at the end of the world"

Thinking about starting a bitter feud with @omeletteyyy

reading episode 116 of muted is like ascending to the astral plane, as the comments said.