“i Want A Goth Dommy Mommy” Women Feel Unsafe Around You

pro-abortion. pro-divorce. i believe we have the god-given right to give up

kinda ingenious. don't know if i would let him hit but this would charm me

oh that gap in my resume is cuz i was out killing people

Me reaching what looks suspiciously to be the end of my rope: oobh i got plany off rope

Does anyone have any reading recommendations for anarchist and communist theory stuff that focuses on disablity and disabled people

This is one of the funniest things I've found on tumblr and I've seen some shit

If it climbs out of your Margarita and starts to kiss ya,

it's the drink whore!

For Sure!!

Cmon man

i am so absolutely utterly scared that my insane grandfather in his 80s who runs miles every morning is going to leave me a bird in his will and i am especially scared he is going to leave me a large cockatoo named "captain hook". hook has been trying to make me his child bride since i was like 6 years old and every time i see him again which has only been a couple times with decades in between hook is like "you. it's always been you. ever since you were born i've known we were meant to be" captain hook you are a bird and i am a LESBIAN and i don't WANT an eternal sentinel captain HOOK!!!!!!!