I Am A Potterhead But More In A Regulus Black Gives James Potter Head Kinda Way

"Don't read the same book twice, and expect a different ending."

Fuck off that's what fanfiction is for tf.

rip lily evans you would've loved reading ao3 at 3 am

Forever confused when I see people call bartylus a rare pair…

It’s one of Regulus and Barty’s most common ships 😭

oh he will sit there even if there are enough seats.

he would probably tell them made up facts with are probably disturbing but the kids love them.

barty is that one adult who gets sacrificed to sit at the kids table if there’s not enough seats at the adult one.

neil’s not allowed to talk to the press anymore bc the last time he did they asked him his thoughts about trojan v foxes games and he says “i think any games with the foxes and trojans competing against each other should be legally classified as gay porn”

Dorcas: Make her pussy wet, not her eyes

Remus: Make his dick hard, not his life

James: Break her bed, not her heart

Marlene: Play with her boobs, not her feelings

Sirius: Get on his dick, not his nerves.

Peter: Always salt your pasta while boiling it.

barty crouch jr and regulus black kiss on the mouth

sally jackson is to the pjo universe what euphemia potter is to the hp universe

i need more fics of barty with body dismorphia and ed and how he uses humor and acting reckless to cope with it. i need reasuring and supporting evan helping him through it. i need angsty and depressed rosekiller instead of batshit crazy rose killer!!

GIVE ME DEPRESSED AND SUFFERING BARTY!!! GIVE ME SUPPORTING EVAN!!!

thank you archive of our own for being the sole reason I don't kill myself