Barty Would Sooo Leave Those Funny Thirst Comments On Evan’s Page

thinking about remus as patroclus and sirius as achilles

matt: why are you smiling?

neil: i'm just happy

andrew: riko is dead

🦋 calico critters - willow deer family 🌷

regulus, barty, and evan being the hottest in their grade (they’ve each rejected at least 20 diff ppl)

also headcanon reg was probably always asked to model for the hogwarts school uniform

facts !!

of his bones is a fucking master piece. Messermoons has done it again!!

this healed something in me...

James and Regulus watching the Barbie movie in the cinema, then ‘What was I made for?’ starts playing. As soon as the lyric “I’m sad again, don’t tell my boyfriend, it’s not what he’s made for” sounds through the movie theatre, James leans over and whispers in Regulus’ ear,

“It’s exactly what I’m made for.”

“Moonwater size and height difference,” I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“She’s right,” they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the back of the room: Remus Lupin himself (Regulus is also behind him, but I can’t even see him on his tippy-toes </3).

Anyways, to all the moonwater height (and size) difference truthers out there—this one’s for you.

JAMES FUCKING POTTER??

buff sirius