If Merlin Characters Had Youtube Channels

Modern AU where Merlin has a favorite chinese restaurant that he goes to and he eventually befriends the owner, Kilgharrah. Every time Merlin asks him for advice, he just places a fortune cookie on the table and walks away.

Arthur: Mordred, Merlin and I have to attend a meeting in Nemeth, and it's your turn to watch the baby.

Mordred: *looks at Aithusa, eating a plate of raw liver with blood all over*

Mordred: ......The "baby."

Arthur: Yup. We'll be back in a week.

Arthur: *leaves*

Mordred: *looks at Aithusa*

Aithusa: *hisses*

Mordred: Goddess have mercy on me.

Uther: The boys haven't eaten their sandwiches.

Gaius: Okay, just throw them out.

Uther:

[Later]

Uther, helping Arthur and Merlin pack suitcases: Look, I'm just as surprised as you are.

Merlin + never quite believing that Arthur can get dressed by himself.

+ Bonus. Arthur the other 99% of the time:

Have we talked about the sleeping arrangements here?

I remember cackling about Merlin and Arthur’s angsty back to back sitting but there’s so much more going on

Percival’s so freaking tall Arthur has to sit all scrunched up

Leon and Lancelot seem to just be doing their own thing and good for them

Why does Gwaine need to sleep right there? Elyan’s practically resting his feet on him. You could ask why is Gwaine not moving but you could also ask why Elyan has not made him move. Why are they like this

Also if Gwaine’s not careful his hair is going to set on fire

Are any of them actually functional human beings or

Never mind we all know the answer

leon: while I’m gone, gwaine and percival, you’re in charge

gwaine and percival, high fiving: yes!

leon, whispering: elyan, you’re secretly in charge

elyan: obviously

Gwaine: Mothers, fuckers, and motherfuckers of the Jury-

Lancelot: Ah yes the three genders.

merlin: gwaine, quick, you’re losing blood! what’s your type?

gwaine, dazed and bleeding out: blue eyes, dark hair, big ears-

merlin, blushing: blood type gwaine!

gwaine: oh

gwaine: *looks down*

gwaine: red

Gaius: Okay, who else thought Merlin was my son?

Gaius: Put your hand down, Merlin.

Percival: When I said you should try being friendlier, this isn't what I meant.

Gwaine, stirring a cup of tea annoyedly: Oh, so now I'm too friendly? There's no pleasing you, Percival.

A bandit, who broke into the castle an hour ago: Two sugars, please.

Gwaine: here you are my friend