Cutie Pie Gregory House Collection

ever since I was a young lad I knew I wanted to be a middle-aged man with an undone tie around his neck who’s having a crisis so he goes to the bathroom to splash water on his face only to look up at himself in the mirror and wonder at the stranger looking back

Week 14

happy crimmus. it’s crismun. merry crisis. merry chrysler.

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never seen an episode but I've become a part of the House fandom on twitter

hugh laurie does a spectacular american accent which just makes it funnier that he's the most british looking man in the world (no lips). like you can't fool me london boy. i can see through all that accumulated stubble and unwashed demeanor that suggests you are a man born and bred in the bowels of new jersey. if he shaves the ruse falls away entirely.

Normalize toys during sex. Roll that hot wheels over them titties. Skurt.🏎

you there 🫵 sexualize this old man with me.

HEEEE Y!!!! WHO NEEDS ANY MORE [CHAPTERS]???!?!?

YOU ONLY NEED CHAPTER [Too!] THATS THE [New York Times Best Seller]!!!! YOU DON' T NEED ANY [More]!!!!!!!!!!

DON'T JUST [Toss it out with the dishwasher!] PLAY IT AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AG A IN! PLAY IT [Every Day Until Your Fingers Bleed]!!!!!!!!!

WHO WANTS TO PAY [Deltarune will cost $24.99] ON [June 5th 2025] RELEASING ON [PC, Mac, Nintendo Switch and PlayStation 4, like before--and now also on Nintendo Switch 2 and PlayStation 5.] WHEN YOU CAN [Play with me!] ON SPAMTON G. SPAMTON FOR [ZERO DOLLARS ZERO CENTS] [FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

WAIT!! WHERE ARE YOU GOING??!?! DON'T [Leave for Three!] DOn'T GO!!! ....

Don't [hang up....]

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YOU BETTER TAKE [Me] WITH YOU AT [Lease]!!!!!

POV: you're an underpaid nurse working a rainy overnight shift at princeton plainsboro teaching hospital and you overhear a crazy argument happening in the head of oncology's office (asmr)