Miscellaneous-misplacements - Em's Spam Folder

What’s up with the fairly recent trend of leap years all being bad fucking years like 2008? Shit. 2012? Fucking shit. 2016? Absolute fucking shit. I’m just gonna predict 2020 is gonna be the Most Absolute Stinky Piece of Shit year to date

I KNEW POKEMONS WERE REAL

I should pay more attention in lessons...

ok i'm a good... 9 years late to the song of achilles but im a third way through it and i just need to pour out my thoughts somewhere so imma just do it here

Wow. Talk about attention to detail.

Video here: https://twitter.com/javi_draws/status/965260617790738432?s=21

i just got reminded of that one time when i was a toddler and i'd asked my mum if she's ever had sex... and then after she had replied with yes, because she ain't the virgin mery, i'd proceeded to ask "was it nice?" in the most teasing tone a 3 year old can do

aaaaaaaaaah k im desperate, i have an art history hw based on assemblage but i don't know any assemblage pieces and when i try, i've even tried googling for ideas but that hasn't helped either SO I COME BEGGING ART TUMBLR TO HELP ME! if you know of any assemblage art piece, (can even be one you've made), could be a building, maybe with some interesting meaning/history behind it (e.g. social commentary, controversial), please PLEASE share it with me :')

Today I found this big white shell in one charity shop. I was looking for a little one of this exact kind for… Maybe a year now. Back then I made a necklace with regular markers and clear nail polish and I’m wearing it everyday. Anyway, I wanted to make more! This time I used Sharpies and it turned out brighter and more colorful. So I wanted to share my new creation! PS I found the aqua blue Sharpie comes off pretty easily. If you have the same problem with any of the Sharpies you can top it with clear nail polish, clear taco or HOLO taco. 😃😉

Puppy-dog!!! Doing some art homework... It turned out better than I thought it would.

philosophy is sophisticated gibberish