Latest Posts by mjfpendragon - Page 6

“Why are you so upset about adult content bans? You don’t even post that stuff. can’t you just look at porn somewhere else?”

Well, you see, I have this small problem where my very existence is considered adult content by a small but very powerful group of people and I actually rather enjoy being able to exist in public without restriction so uhhhh put that in your bong and smoke it kiddo.

✦ ah the deep desire of having sharp teeth ✦

May I please anonymously request Transfem icons of Specimen 4 from spooky’s jumpscare mansion? Thank you!

like/rb if using + credit

Small hyperfixation time.

I'm a slut for space. Id kiss it on its lips if I could, but I can't. Anyways, space is such an interesting concept, I even wanted to be an astronomer at one point just because of how freaking neat stars are and how they're studied. Like the Boötes Void will always be crazy to me.

For those who don't know what that is, let me explain. The constellation Boötes is a large ass area, with a radius of about 330 million light-years across. And with an area that big, there should be an estimated 2,000 galaxies within it, right?

There are 60.

Voids are so interesting to me, but also with how large and vast space is it makes sense that something like this would eventually happen. But this is what I wanted to talk about, the infinite expansion of space.

I won't get into the question of 'what is space expanding into?' because that's a whole lot of math and science words that I don't think I have the brain power for today.

Anyway, the event is an intrinsic expansion and it makes it so that galaxies and planets are constantly getting further from Earth cause of the parts of the universe that aren't bound by gravity starting to spread and being pulled by the edges. Its really neat and that's the gist.

But my main hyperfixation is the infinity part. Like, we know how big a word that is right? It brings up so many ideas. For me, what I think of, is that there are an infinite number of planets. And an infinite number of galaxies. And even if space isn't fully expanding forever and ever, there are billions upon billions of galaxies that make chances so high for things.

I've always liked to think that the multiverse theory exists here. That this infinite growth means and infinite number of Earths being created, an infinite number of possibilities happening on each one. And glitch in the matrix type stuff, and Mandela's effect stuff makes me think that those portals or movement from one world to another is nothing more than a wormhole.

This is a beyond crackpot theory but like, why not get whimsical with it? Its probably not real, and neither is probably the bank of souls where we all come from, but it's fun to think about. And why go through life thinking of boring stuff when you can think about this?

Math would easily prove me wrong, but I like the concept of it.

Anyways, that's my rant. Mwah, love y'all.

Please. Please....please by the flames of Avernus.

please draw Karlach in that shirt lifting strap pose, i need it so bad

ON IT BOSS

(credit to @jove999 for the pose, this sick Eivor art is where I referenced it from!!)

I am currently watching the SpongeBob movie and have always been under the belief that it is the myth of the 21st century, like how Superman is the 20th century myth.

I also believe that the SpongeBob movie is just the Odyssey. And in that scenario, is the diver the crew that mutinies? The one who gives them false hope? Or would it be the fish who come back to life and attacking the cyclops who was the diver. David Hasselhoff has to be Poseidon, if Odysseus and his crew were friends.

Is Dennis actually Odysseus?

Actually, fuck. Wait. No, the SpongeBob movie is a mirror of the Odyssey. Instead of the message of becoming more ruthless and getting rid of humanity when needed, the movie instead focuses on embracing your inner child.

The progress of events in SpongeBob go as follows:

-the leaving from Ithaca and the events of the illiad (the events with Mr Krabs being framed and imprisoned as SpongeBob leaves to get the crown. The Thug Tug acts as the Trojan horse and sacking of troy, the twins acting as the infant that is sacrificed for the purpose of furthering of the journey of heroes)

-lotus eaters (the fake ice cream lady, tricking them and trying to give them food that would put them in harms way)

-the cyclops (the diver and his sheep are the gift shop sea creatures)

-poseidon (Dennis is Poseidon. Constantly trying to fuck with the quest.)

-circe and hermes (Mindy and the bag of winds she gives the two boys. Gives the boys mustaches as disguises to protect them (like circe with her nymphs) Must I say more? Mindy also acts as the seer considering how short the movie has to be)

-the underworld (the area of monsters they have to travel through, acting as an area of reflection and coming to terms with things)

-scylla (plankton, using his charm and mind control to trick people under their control to enact their evil plans)

-zeus (this could go two ways. Either Neptune or Dennis honestly, but heavily leaning Neptune. Uses lightning to smite them down, also makes them choose their punishment for what fate follows them)

-the journey back to Ithaca and slaying of the suitors (returning to bikini bottom to free all of them from their buckets and take back control of being the manager of the new krusty krab)

This doesn't make ANY sense in places lmao but it's too funny not to think about. There are probably ways it could be organized to make it make more sense and assigning different things to new people and places but I'm too tired lol.

I was just watching the movie and found a bunch of new connections since I've been obsessed as hell with Epic recently. Anywho, that's my thing. Let me know if y'all agree or have any better ideas please haha.

Mwah love you all.

Could you come rip these off of me? ~ ♡

I'm so obsessed with these two it's not even funny like oh my god. I need Nemesis to give me head scratches and also the railing of a lifetime but in like the most loving way possible 😭

Besties being Besties ~

Scorpia wishes you a good night.

𝐏𝐨𝐧𝐭 𝐝𝐞𝐬 𝐀𝐫𝐭𝐬...

Oh my...

inspired by my friend Zoe, I present gender bent dirtbag sapphic Gambit

Mom come pick me up they're unpacking my baggage 😭

this post hasn't left my mind since i've first saw it

wants to be clingy 🤝 scared of being annoying

A lot of pretty people have begun following my whorish antics so I might as well post some cute photos of me so they know who they're flirting with and who the source of all the dungeon meshi comics is.

(I changed my hair I promise both pics are me lol)

Now if anyone wants to flirt and show me their beautiful body, this is who will be looking at it 😘

Everyone please screenshot/save this and post it on your blogs

robot girl who’s clearly a bit disappointed after her maintenance session with the butch mechanic turned out to be decidedly non-erotic.

With Pride month coming to a close soon, I want to remind people that July is Disability Pride month!

You don't have to like your disability

You don't have to find joy in being disabled

But you can find pride in the fact that you are still here.

We will always be here, no matter what ableists say or do!

I am a proud queer lesbian.

And I am proud to be still here, living with disability.

Happy Pride 🫶🏻

Please honestly, if anyone wants to flirt with a hot grunge trans girl, hit me up and I'll unload about my hyperfixations to you while looking at your ass.

The anon button is not for hate. The anon button is for horny and embarrassed about it.

I wanna look like this everyday but I've been cursed with being lazy as hell when it comes to makeup

favorites

Its too busy dealing with YorHa to help out Ultraman

This shot of a giant excavator in Germany slowly making its way to a coal site 25km away. [March, 1999]

do y’all think they’re were ancient sumerian fujoshis writing gilgamesh x enkidu yaoi on clay tablets and shit?

Bugs are so neat

Metamorphosis

lesbians love and support our trans sisters 💖💖

Wish this were me 😔

rb to give the previous person a fucking break because life aint life-ing the way its supposed to life and it fucking sucks.