Peach: No Day Like A Warm Day!

Toad: You would think, beign so small, tripping isn't a problem for us. Not so.

Bowser: We’ve been here for over a month and I STILL haven’t got anything to do. This is NOT what I signed up for!

(Author’s Note: Lazy sketch of the Daimao).

So this weird guy was hanging around outside the studio and demanded he be given another audition after his last. The challenge: to emote with only eyebrows and mustache. (Author’s note: Brought on partially by an old @waluiginumberwahn request for fanart and partially by my serious need to practice Mr. Eggplant).

Mario: Hey! I found the shaving cream! New strip!

Toadette: "Doesn't anyone out there know what a dry brush is?"

Bowser: I’m a complicated guy.

(Artist’s Note: Some practice of the King of Awesome’s expressions. I couldn’t help but notice that Bowser’s face isn’t really built for emotion. His mouth doesn’t grin or frown unless you toon it up.)

(Author’s Note: Taking time out from blogging as an webcomic artist to wax enthusiastic about CryZENx and his amazing work in Unreal Engine. If you want your nostalgia button broken, these’ll do the trick).

Peach:They just don't make ominous disasters like they used to. Toad: Wish THEY knew that.

“DEAR, RICH PRINCESS DAISY! HOW I LOVE HER (father’s money)!”

CONFOUND THOSE MARIO BROTHERS

I HATE MARIO, I HATE LUIGI, I HATE YOSHI

Princess Peach: I’m not sure what I’ve just stepped in, but I want it dead.

Toad: Are paint monsters even really alive? Or are they just animated?