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Do you think in a d&d session you could potentially summon a State Farm agent? 

Me: i want.

Todd: what do you mean you WANT?!

dbh au where every rk800 model deviated/failed in someway, so –51 was scrapped completely, ending up in a junkyard like markus. he too makes it out, but no creepy trashed deviant is around to give him the location of jericho. since he’s unique in design, he passes easily for human once his led is off, and he knows he’s got the skillset of a detective, so he goes and hacks, cons, and otherwise bluffs his way into a detective gig. the story progresses with hank and connor still being assigned the deviant cases, but now connor is actively sabotaging himself trying to let them all get away without tipping his human partner off to the fact that he’s actually an android

Bro I need someone out there to write a Merlin au where merlin is so fed up with waiting for Arthurs return that he decices to time travel, except that he can't let go of modern music. So like every now and then he'll go into the woods to just break out in song because he misses them.

Does anyone else kinda hate how merlin fanfic writers sometimes make merlin just vanish their clothes when their about to get it on?

Where are the fics where Jason begins flying again. That first grapple in Gotham again.

I read Spider-Man fics and if he’s benched after a while he’ll start to miss swinging. So I was wondering if that would happen to a bat, a robin.

So Jason coming back to Gotham. That first swing again. I need to see that.