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Aragorn: Damn, the power went out.

Legolas: Don’t worry, I got this.

Legolas: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*

Aragorn: What-?

Legolas: I swallowed a glow stick!

Aragorn, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-

One element I love about a Boromir Lives AU is Boromir being Aragorn's Andy Sachs

I just realized that the lack of acceptance for asexuals is literally the dumbest thing. Like, you can’t handle the thought of two dudes kissing? Okay you’re dumb and terrible whatever. But you can’t handle the idea… Of someone… Not kissing anyone? What are you worried about? They’re gonna eat too much mac n cheese?? Draw too many dinosaurs??? Tell me

The true measure of evil in Tolkien's work is how much the character disrespects or hates trees.

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felt like drawing captain Thorin and his crew again... ⚓

I swear this was a redraw meme at one point but I can’t find any now?? Maybe I dreamed it lmao

I headcanon that modern Elrond would drive a minivan. With all his kids and foster kids it just makes sense.

I headcanon that modern Elrond would drive a minivan. With all his kids and foster kids it just makes sense.

some quick lotr studies :]

prints

Smaug and Bilbo girltalk be like:

“And I once caught them trying to make off with my silver spoons!”

“MAKING OFF WITH YOUR TREASURE?!

H A N G. T H E M.”

“Well that would be just awful, wouldn’t it?”

“SO TOO IS GOING WITHOUT YOUR SILVER SPOONS.”

Smaug and Bilbo girltalk be like:

“And I once caught them trying to make off with my silver spoons!”

“MAKING OFF WITH YOUR TREASURE?!

H A N G. T H E M.”

“Well that would be just awful, wouldn’t it?”

“SO TOO IS GOING WITHOUT YOUR SILVER SPOONS.”

exchanging headcanons and AUs with friends like

i accidentally clicked onto and off of the "explore" page very quickly, and in the second or so that the explore page was onscreen i saw a beautiful photoshopped image that may infact be nothing like how i saw it due to the speed at which it appeared and disappeared.... but still. what i saw was beautiful

it looked like this

one true ending

Viejos sentimientos I -102 x 61cm -2021

technobob??

y’all just— thinking about how excited Stanley must have been to host the twins— Alex says he smokes cigars but he doesn’t smoke once in the show— has a beer gut but he only drinks sodas in front of the kids— doesn’t swear when they’re around which must have taken INCREDIBLE effort— Stanley Pines, known crook, buying pancake mix at the supermarket and many bottles of syrup— learning to cook basic healthy meals and burning so many of them before he gets it right— buying new sheets, new mattresses— avoiding bunk beds because it reminds him of Ford— looking at the attic room he made wondering “is this enough will they like me”— trying to act aloof at the bus stop so he doesn’t betray the fact that he was there hours early— watching them goof around and thinking of New Jersey beaches— then the first night they’re there, he watches them debate running away and only stay because Mabel shook a magic 8 ball. That must have kept him awake all night.

reblog this to put a silly little wizard hat on the person you reblogged it from

Sylph & Ava about Vast and his crop top

wings are a thot trait

Thorin: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers? Bilbo: Peonies, why? Thorin: Bilbo: Were you going to get me flowers? Thorin: Bilbo: Thorin: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

Big Mama fish and her lil guppy

(Siren Mumza + Mer Guppy Techno)

grocery store mission barely accomplished took massive damage to the hull and all internal systems. shield repair could take days

x / raymond carver

“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos

ok but like. there are two different types of privilege. there's type a "everybody should have this, but some people don't" and type b "nobody should have this, but some people do"

there's having parents who can pay for your application to any college, and then there's having parents who can bribe your way into any college. there's owning your own home, and then there's owning 50 houses and getting rich off hoarding a vital resource. there's not fearing for your life whenever cops are around, and then there's being the cop and being allowed to murder anyone at any time.

idk i just feel like that's an important distinction to make.

a jpeg is like an animal

isn’t it weird how toxic masculinity is still a thing when the aragorn/boromir forehead kiss should have obliterated it back in 2001