Pure Vanilla Cookie As The Avatar Of Destiny From The Cookie Run: Kingdom Guild Battle Since I've Seen

GAH THANK YOU!!!!!! 💕

while drawing and being really small brained

I had the thought

an urge

that urge to make an rp blog

(specifically pv bc I love that blind son of a bitch)

People always saying that the Ancients would be freaked out by PV's taste, NOT HOLLYBERRY THO!! Her and Pitaya were definitely fucking lol. Anyway, Holly and PV are monster fuckers send post.

Art Commission for @unknownhyperial 🙏

Case in Study: Soldier Salt Cookie

saw @starbitsoup's comic about putting bells on smc and thought it was funny :D

STOP BECAUSE I WAS LITERALLY ABOUT TO SAY "I MISS MY WIFE TAILS" 😭😭😭

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow Milk Cookie's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking lawn. That's right, he took his cookie-fuckin' doughy dick out and he pissed on my fucking lawn, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my tumblr.com: Shadow Milk Cookie, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. 💥 That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my lawn, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

*he sits up from his reading desk looking as if there’s been a disturbance* something just happened-

am I being put on blast on fucking TUMBLR DOT COM?

Yknow what that’s fine

this is fine

and do you want to know why?

because I have

70

ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS

(Ooc: God I love the sonic snap cube fandubs, whenever I miss my partner I just say I miss my wife tails with no context out loud)

You know I had to draw a wedding picture

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

I’m not sure why I actually did this but here you go. XD

They went out on a date

(SoT got him home by midnight it's okay)