You Punch Nazis!

I saw someone talking about how they didn't understand how people could ship shadowvanilla because beast x ancient doesn't make sense and it's gross and whatnot and I really just wanted to reach through the screen, hold their hand and break the news to them about devsis's behaviors with shadowvanilla in particular...

kurimusoda

this cookie so intelligent

STOP BECAUSE I WAS LITERALLY ABOUT TO SAY "I MISS MY WIFE TAILS" 😭😭😭

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow Milk Cookie's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking lawn. That's right, he took his cookie-fuckin' doughy dick out and he pissed on my fucking lawn, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my tumblr.com: Shadow Milk Cookie, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. 💥 That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my lawn, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

*he sits up from his reading desk looking as if there’s been a disturbance* something just happened-

am I being put on blast on fucking TUMBLR DOT COM?

Yknow what that’s fine

this is fine

and do you want to know why?

because I have

70

ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS

(Ooc: God I love the sonic snap cube fandubs, whenever I miss my partner I just say I miss my wife tails with no context out loud)

MY SHAYLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(WIP - this is the only teaser you get ;3)

I know I already made him as AoD but this is gonna be different and it's for a different thing :) (AKA for my rp blog; @compassionatevanillaorchid)

Stay tuned!~

( 🤝 the pure vanilla rpers demand more tall shamilk representation )

OOC

Yes!!!! 🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽

Make him the lanky tall freak he actually is‼️‼️‼️

Cookie Run Mold Infection AU

The start of the spread

Strawberry Cookie, worried about Wizard after he's been cooped up in his tower for days, decides to go look for him.

As we all know by now, Stage 3 is irreversible.

Mold Infection AU belongs to @yeenapolitan ✨

Case in Study: Soldier Salt Cookie

This likely isn't gonna be his official wedding dress design and I have a different thing I wanted to try and make but

Have this for now <3