The Propaganda Is Spreading...

HAS ANYONE THOUGHT OF THIS YET PLEASE

Very late, but happy birthday

Thank you, thank you! <3

STOP BECAUSE I WAS LITERALLY ABOUT TO SAY "I MISS MY WIFE TAILS" 😭😭😭

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow Milk Cookie's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking lawn. That's right, he took his cookie-fuckin' doughy dick out and he pissed on my fucking lawn, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my tumblr.com: Shadow Milk Cookie, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. 💥 That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my lawn, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

*he sits up from his reading desk looking as if there’s been a disturbance* something just happened-

am I being put on blast on fucking TUMBLR DOT COM?

Yknow what that’s fine

this is fine

and do you want to know why?

because I have

70

ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS

(Ooc: God I love the sonic snap cube fandubs, whenever I miss my partner I just say I miss my wife tails with no context out loud)

Am I going to use this event as an excuse to draw PV in a wedding dress and sdvn wedding?

Absolutely

YES PLEASE

*pulls up to McDonald's*

Can I have a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Fry?

did you just drive through the pentagon-?

when the ancients meeting goes on for too long and someone breaks out the sparkling juice

shadowvanilla

I'll eat your firstborn

I haven't slept in three days, I'm sick and I'm going to rip my skin off if Pure Vanilla and Shadow Milk Cookie don't stop makING OUT

WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GREAT DEPRESSION

GET BACK TO WORK

Jumpscaring all former DSMP fans with this. If you know, you know