Mother, where is my catnip
how you guys? did you eat yet? whats your favorite color?
(y/n): Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake. toby: Perfect, while you do that, I’ll check on the ring bear. (y/n): ... (y/n): You mean ring bearER, right? toby: ... (y/n): Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
letting everyone know that i will be blocking nameless blogs and blogs below 16yr
y/n: What has the galaxy ever done for you?! Why would you wanna save it?! rick: Cause I’m one of the idiots who lives in it!
Slashers and horror characters
Creepypasta (Sally and Ben with be platonic)
sc@t
p!ss
vore
Underaged stuff
I do not roleplay (I don't know how). If I forget about your submission don't be afraid to dm me! Other than that
(y/n): Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
red guy: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
Hannibal: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight. (y/n): What kind of animal is the Pink Panther? Hannibal, already taking off their clothes: God, (y/n), you’re so fucking stupid.
Digital footprint 👣
There is an person going around that goes by the name if Maria who is praying on minors in the everymanhybrid fanbase. She has actively lied about being 13 when she is an 20 year old. She has groomed multiple minors, and is after younger people in creepypasta and slenderverse spaces. If she contacts you please block and report her. She is an threat. Alongside that she also fetishes DID and actively seeks out Habit alters to date. Please re-blog and spread the word so we can keep our community safe!
Some of her socials to be aware of
(y/n) I owe you one.
Toby: That’s ok. You can just date me, and we’ll call it even.