when she finds out you aren’t cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress in somebody’s attic or basement your whole life
people don’t eat sunny side up eggs like they used to
all for nothing at all I guess
Luckily I saved 600 TikTok’s in advance
All k9 dogs are abused hands down if you post any pro k9 stuff on my dash you’re unfollowed I don’t care if we’ve been mutuals for years, you can claim to be anti-cop or a leftist or whatever but if you post k9 dogs with like “a good doggo! A good boy!” fuck off, if I lose followers over this then good riddance
since the death of tatu there’s been a vacancy open, you could fill that void
I’m so full of love right now I just bought a David DeCoteau film from the record store
I hate people that own wild animals
I used to drink expired water and it tasted like pine
I can’t wait to have a bagel when I get home
if no one is gonna rub my belly, i’m doing it
it’s consuming me
the hate…
the hate…