No Matter How Hard I Try I Will Always Be That Little Girl Wondering Why Everyone Is Better Friends With

Chef Jane Prentiss was not on my bingo card but I’m not too upset

Another worm wife joins the team

Oh to live in a weird little town with gloomy weather and strange weird sounds in the woods and hushed whispers about strange sightings and an alarming amount of hauntings and a concerning amount of eye motifs and a library with conveniently placed section for everything that's relevant to the mystery and cloaked figures sneaking around and the occasional uncanny person and weird notes and maps and books and stuff being found around the town and oh to live in a weird little town with a mystery

Watching tumblr blow up about Hermitcraft and other Minecraft YouTube series is honestly so entertaining

Especially as someone whose only knowledge of this topic comes from the fact that I got a wild life smp video randomly recommended to me on YouTube last week

Like I watched it and was like “man that was highly entertaining and I recognize a bunch of these names, it seems popular I wonder what people are saying about it online”

Only to log in to Tumblr.com and be flavor blasted by insane amounts of lore

Like I am so confused but I like looking at art and everyone is super talented. It’s like being lost in a beautiful flower meadow but everyone around you are losing their minds and talking about poppies and lilacs and season? Also the Watchers??? What ever those are. I have no idea and no time to watch like 18 seasons of content but I’m definitely having a good time

Guess who forgot to post the rest of my inktober drawings. I had them done and everything man.

Anyway here’s Inktober 11-20

Finally getting out the last of my Inktober art, still can’t believe I forgot to post them. But here we are

Being Ace and sometimes experiencing physical attraction is such a weird thing.

Because 99% of the time I’m like “ I see your lust for your fellow man, and I am filled with nothing but confusion. For why do you desire the flesh of another, what within you crave this carnal pleasure. What do you see in the meaty lumps of another that make you feel the flame of desire?”

And then that 1% I’m like “ DAMN that girl looks good in that top, like a renaissance painting brought to life. Her curves are perfectly accentuated, and I am looking hard”

Watching a man go insane tonight

Stimming isn’t enough I need to explode

Its STABBY DAY!!!

Happy death to the vampire day!!!

May you enjoy hearing that bastard crumble to dust.

And may we remember our dearest cowboy friend who was the truest specimen of manhood