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WEAAUUGHH

Little animation I did for Expiration Date 10th anniversary!!! I need to practice more tho

Goofy gooberd

shoutout to all the lesbians/transmascs who went to the hairstylist at 12-14 asking for dyke/masc short hair and came home looking like karen from the HOA

Oh my god this is so cool???

Happy Pride Month! It’s my first year celebrating and I decided I wanted to make an asexual cake! With the help of my extremely perfectionist mum, I think we managed to pull it off! I hope ya’ll are having an awesome pride month, whether you’re out, in the closet or somewhere in between 🏳️‍🌈

Gun!!!!!

My toast is found :]

HAMILTON‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ IN ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ SINGAPORE‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

LETS GOOOOOOOO

My Tumblr crashed first time i tried to add the pic 🥳🥳🥳

FRUIT QUIZ FRUIT QUIZ FRUIT QUIZ

@persimminos fruit quiz!!!!

Tagging @faggylittleleatherboy @prongsfish @ninety-two-bees @sommerregenjuniluft and whoever wants to

What a silly guy

Soup

@corinneglass

WHAT AM I TO YOU?

u know the drill

‼️‼️‼️ YOOOOOOO gonna make one once i get acess to my laptop

No idea if I'm trans or not, still figuring some things out :)

Come make fake ids with me so we can break into the facility

Everybody can join

Picrew

legitimate id maker

TW - SWEARS NEW UPDATE! pride flag cards + a few small additions! create a very legit, not-at-all-made-in-Bob's-garage ID for yourself,

@howdosebrainwork @theonetostealyourkneecaps @lixorloveslicorice @magical-bear-dubin @akronus-the-insane @ripleyalamode @aagiiaginba @agentldiddy @catreplicators @goblinofthelaboratory

7 year anniversary of me falling in a fish pond and crying 🥳🥳🥳

They werr. Playing country. Music in thee. Japanese restaurant.. .

WODHHSIAGDISNDB

Bro has trauma

My dad, going to a farewell party : haha where’s the guy??

His friend : this is his funeral

YESYESYES

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

sometimes I think about how brussel sprouts, cabbage, broccoli, cauliflower, kale, collard greens, savoy cabbage, kohlrabi, and gai lan are all the same species, and i understand why biologists are constantly furious about taxonomy

What people think why i became a bookbinder: Oh she wants to explore her artistic horizon with those pretty leather bound books of hers. She even gives them out as gifts to her friends. It most likely helps her with anxiety or maybe she just wanted a more special costume made notebook.

Why I actually became a bookbinder: I just illegally downloaded and printed out several of my favourite fanfics and books and started binding them into books cuz I love reading them but looking at screens for too long gives me headaches.

CAT‼️‼️

Lets seeeeeeeee, I’ve travelled to more than teo countries yes, I have missed a lot of my nursery years and kindy years because my immune system is shit, I dont have a scar but i do have a small dent in my head (its not visible but if you run your hand over it you can feel it) from when i fell during my toddler years (i still remember why, i was trying to see how far i could lean off a chair without falling. Guess what happened lol)

Yeah all of these apply to me.

Reblog for larger sample size.

Best form of poetry

Good omens cold open but in the “I lik the bred” poem format

First poem (Eden) by the lovely @northeasternwind

My name is Az

And when its nite

Or wen the moon

Is shyning brite

To God my liege

I give my worde

But it is false

I lost my sword :c

-

my naem is cro

and when i met

the angel he

get in my head

he gave his sword

he be real nice

i talk to him

i break the ice

-

my naem is cro

an ark i see

i angel ask

not children, yee?

the horn horse run

evryone drown

rainbow now only

give me frown

-

on cross he hang

and i am sad

the demon come

Crowley he said

he ask of why

“people play nice”

says that’ll do

christ pay the price

-

my naem is az

and when i see

my fren in bar

say hi to he

he look so sad

oyster me tempt

he go with me

was fun in end

-

it cold and damp

a kinght i am

the black knight is

enemy frien?

arrange he want

outrage i show

i turn around

away i go

-

an ang i am

shakespeare my frien

hamlet i like

but noone cam :(

I talk to snek

this one on him!

this happy I

have never been

-

Bastille I go

Headless I be

unless the fren

come resuce me

he stop the tiem

he break the chain

he buy me crêpes

lots did i gain

-

the friend i meet

in park with duck

holy water want

i just think fuck

paper i burn

and him i hurt

“fraternize” there

i say the word

-

in church i go

to nazi spy

they fool me gud

i almost die

my hero come

with burning foot

he drop a bomb

and save my book

-

dark night it is

the frien i meet

in car of his

give water deed

he offer ride

“too fast for me”

i leave, am sad

and so is he

Yes

I've asked this question before and been surprised by the results, now I have access to more weirdos it's your problem:

It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.

Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.

I love saying yeehaw so much its such a neat little word :)

YEEHAAAAAWWW

i love the strange reality of being a human person with a human brain. one time someone said something to me in a foreign language (japanese, which i do not speak) and i automatically responded in a different foreign language (spanish, which i do not speak well) and then we both said "what?" in english, an experience made more surreal by the fact that everyone around us was speaking loudly in canadian french (as this occurred in Quebec)

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

Geological horror. You find a geode and crack it open and the crystal lining its walls is human blood that can't be genetically matched to anyone. You find a human skeleton but every one of the bones is made from rock, a rock that you know can't be whittled into those shapes. You find layers of clay and loam that sport ancient fossils at the top and the still-rotting corpses of modern animals at the bottom.

top gun is great because tony scott was like “i want to make a movie about sunsets” and the us navy was like “No you’re gonna make recruitment propanganda for the navy” and val kilmer was like “the studio has tricked me, juilliard trained val kilmer, into being here, so i’m going to portray a closeted homosexual” and tom cruise was like “i’m in a ray bans commercial!”

Guess where im going on holiday

speaking of norway did u know you can commit murder there and burn down three churches and only get 21 years in jail and THEN get off on good behaviour?

I've been told I'm very nice